Tag: social security

Remember the anecdote about what Gandhi supposedly said when asked what he thought of Western Civilization? "I think it would be a good idea."...

The new 114th Congress, sworn in just yesterday, included in its rules a measure that appears designed to force an ugly and wholly unnecessary...

Excellent news! Birther Hivemind Queen Mother Orly Taitz got a gift subscription to People Magazine for Christmas! That's the only thing we think could...

We may be the most polarized America we have ever been, including that time we Civil Warred -- THANKS, OBAMA -- but it's nice...

Weeper of the House John Boehner turns 65 years drunk today, so of course we all want to wish him the most heartfelt and...

OMG, you guys, we are so psyched that Meghan McCain, the young "writer" with the charm of curdled egg nog who pulled herself up by...

One time, we woke up and checked our piddling bank account and we were like, “Hmm, extra money, DON’T MIND IF WE DO!” And...

Are you done yet? Did you read all eight gazillion pages of the Ryan Budget, or did you stop after the first few lines...

Last week, we learned that the Great Depression was caused by government regulation of free enterprise, and that while it was a tad uncomfortable...

Over 100 former New York City employees, mostly police, have been charged in a huge scheme to collect undeserved disability benefits, many of them...

We had a feeling that just one collection of Halloween idiocy would not be sufficient to hold all the Derp that the holiday generates,...

Whoever said that manufacturing was dead was clearly not in the “Congressional crisis” industry. You may have thought that supply was low, or that...

Unless you have spent the last week in a hospital because of overdosing on boner pills, you realize that folks in Congress are working...

Now, here's an unexpected development! Creamsicle-tinted bus-stop ashtray John Boehner has rejected President Obama's super-kind offer to please take old people's lunch money and...

You probably don't want to watch this video, above, of Bill O'Reilly LOSING HIS FUCKING SHIT all over Alan Colmes. Your beautiful mind, and...

Gawker brings us the second-most horrifying story of the morning -- the other one is also from Gawker, about "Cannibal Cop," so yeah --...

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