Wonkette

DC’s closed, invitation-only social networking site for rich prostitutes and Southern trust-fund children with gonorrhea, Late Night Shots, has inspired a Hills-type reality show. Are you a famous LNSer? Do you stare at pictures of Georgetown kids peeing on each other all night long? You can apply to be the next Lauren Conrad, right here! [via DCist]

So a couple of days ago, some Harvard kids started the 424,432,226th get-out-the-vote social networking site for college students: Why08.org, which sounds like an expensive domain name. Usually we’d rather gouge our eyes out with #2 pencils before publicizing such a thing, but Why08 offers a notably revealing feature — students can “vote” for their candidates of choice and then debate each other on a live message board. And guess which candidate has by far the most votes, and by far the most discussion? It’s no surprise, but here’s a hint: A lot of college students appear to be illegal alien spambots. MORE »

We’re placing LNS somewhere between Friendster and Facebook on the entertainment value spectrum. MORE »