Tag: social media

‘All Lives Splatter’: Sheriff’s Office Real Sorry It Recommended Murdering Protesters With Cars

The Sheriff's Office of Chelan County says it was an accident! You know, like hitting protesters with your car!

Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole

What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

BOAT HEROES Doing More Heroics, In Houston, In Boats!

BOAT HEROES and reporter heroes and other heroes too.

Texas BOAT HEROES Just Being Heroes, In Boats.

The social contract: It works, mofos.

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Antifa Loves Beating Women! Say Idiot 4Chan Nazis Who Made It All Up

And they would have gotten away with it too! If it had not been so public and so stupid.

The Internet Smacks Nazis With Banhammer Of Righteous Justice

What will the Nazi trolls do now that they can't harass people from the safety of their basements?

Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science

The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.

Open Thread: Donald Trump Does Thing. Whatever.

In which the President of the United States of America tweets a video of himself wrestling the CNN logo.

Ex-Playboy Bunny/Terrible Human Gets Community Service For Publicly Shaming Total Stranger

Except it can't be at schools, because the judge thinks she shouldn't be around children.
A lot of very bad dudes

Montana Elects Punchy-Man Greg Gianforte, Wingnuts Celebrate First Amendment’s Demise

Welcome to the Beer Hall Riot phase of American politics.

Will Dem Rob Quist Body-Slam Greg Gianforte In Montana, WITH VOTES? Your Open Thread.

LIVE HAWT ELECTION RESULTS ALL NIGHT LONG, OH YEAH WONKETTE AFTER DARK!

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!

Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling ‘Nerrrd!!’ At Dem House Candidate

This 'Star Wars' themed attack ad is little more than Bantha poodoo.