Tag: soccer

The answer is A LOT. Which makes sense, because Donald Trump's butthole isn't weak like the other candidates' buttholes, and it's definitely not a...

Did everyone tune in to the Women's World Cup Finals Sunday evening? If you are a lesbian, you did, because that was a thing...

In the Very Serious Business of grown men playing games, for money, here is another shocking tale of corruption in sports. This time, it's...

Wow, have you been following the incredibly fascinating FIFA scandal as closely as we have? As sports-related fuck-tussles go, it's like the Chicago Black...

Today is Freedom Eve, so naturally we are celebrating over at Happy Nice Time People! Between the apple pie, the guns, and the glory,...

Happy Nice Time People is many things -- fun, funny, dark, weird, fascinating, light, sassy, fluffy -- but most of all it is not...

Did you have a super fun time watching the USA SportingsBall team lose but not lose forever to Germany today? Well, shame on you...

Today's match is Hitler's nightmare scenario: a US team with a German national hero as a coach plus a bunch of international players with...

Whew! What a day it's been! We've got singing mayors, sorry restaurants, and sexy boobs! Get into the magic, the beauty, the mayhem and...

You know the biggest problem with conservatives and humor? Did you answer "because they're such bullies and boors you can never figure out if...

From the Washington Free Beacon comes this shocking revelation: President Obama referred to the sport of soccer as “football” during a press conference in...

This week's Times leads, like pretty much every other news source in America, with the release of American prisoner of war Bowe Bergdahl, imprisoned...

So we all know by now that our First Lady Michelle Obama hates Oprah and taunted her with pie, or whatever, who cares....

Fox News is furious about the conditions at Guantanamo Bay, where hundreds of foreigns are held without charges in an extralegal offshore prison forever....

The United States' big dreams of hosting the 2022 World Cup were shattered by one of the planet's smallest nations. In a historic vote Thursday...

Oh, this is a sad day for psychic sea creatures: Paul the Octopus, who accurately predicted the result of every German soccer match as well...

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