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Posts Tagged ‘so screwed’

MARTYRS

Tim Geithner Suffers Through Late-Night Meeting With Angry Democrats

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Yeah not fun.Eek, would you want to be locked in a room getting yelled at by Henry Waxman for hours and hours? Because that is how Tim Geithner got to spend his Monday night, hooray! He has the worst job in America, worse even than those people who clean up murder scenes or give Rush Limbaugh enemas. MORE »


FAMOUS DECLARATIONS

Jindal ‘Not Easily Caricatured’

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Tina Fey ruined Sarah Palin. She will now ruin Bobby Jindal.Michael Gerson very clearly sat down to write his column about the fantastic splendor of Bobby Jindal some time ago, before the hapless nerdsome twit was disowned by David Brooks and even some people on Fox. The word “Jindal” shall never again pass the lips of any conservative — not even the man himself, who will change his name to Theodore Ogelvie and leave Louisiana under cover of darkness. MORE »