The beloved UTNE Reader rented out an entire brewery last night, and your Wonkette joined many other media dorks for fun and hijinx. Here’s UTNE web boss Bennett Gordon, a bunch of people, some guy with his hand down his pants, and a blurry character who writes for Wonkette. More pix after the jump. MORE »

Are we having fun yet? No? Then let’s continue not having fun with this exciting liveblogging of the GOP old geezers threatening us all with a million more 9/11s.

* If WALNUTS! becomes president, it really doesn’t matter what he wants — he will be president of a “failed nation.”
* When what’s his name is president, we’re not gonna rescue faggot hikers on Mt. Hood anymore.
* Come on, Tommy Thompson, are you or are you not going to protect American business from homos??
* Hey Mitt, how’s the E-meter?
* Huckabee: “Mormons are as untrustworthy as a Mexican.”

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