snubs

R-E-S-P-E-C-T  12:46 pm November 9, 2012

Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a Republican idea) and Obamacare (a Republican idea) and all those other times too? Like, he doesn’t even call them up on ‘Lection Night to be like, yo, let us try to [...]

NO BLISS AROUND HERE  1:10 pm August 31, 2010

Rick Perry’s Day Full Of ‘No’

by Lauri Apple

Governor Rick Perry of the Sovereign Nation of Texas wanted to meet with Barack Obama today, because like many of us he thinks the Prez is smokin’ hot and also he wanted to discuss beefing up security on our porous-border. But our Commander-in-Crushworthiness, who is visiting Ft. Bliss, has snubbed the old queen, says Fox [...]

NOT INVITED  4:00 pm March 12, 2009

by Sara K. Smith

WHY DOES JOE BIDEN HATE IDAHO SO MUCH? “Vice President Biden hosted officials from every state but Idaho for a conference today designed to serve as a workshop and warning on how they should use their billions of dollars from the stimulus package.” Is Idaho not receiving any stimulus money, or are they boycotting Pork [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNET  2:15 pm January 20, 2009

Bush Flees The Internet In A Helicopter

by Juli Weiner

Tina Brown start-up “Whitehouse.gov” has a new look and a new face and it is that of Barack Obama! Also a new blog called “the Briefing Room.” [Whitehouse.gov/Andrew Sullivan] Jessica Alba, our nation’s greatest Latina President since Lincoln, told Team Fox News that Bill O’Reilly is an asshole. [Crooks and Liars] Famous irrelevant persons Sarah [...]

SAD NEWSPAPER PEOPLE  4:02 pm January 15, 2009

NY Times Comically Pissed That Obama Won’t Talk To Them

by Jim Newell

IF ONE WISHES TO BECOME KING in America, there is one thing and one thing only that he must do, and that is to talk to America’s “paper of record,” the New York Times, for an hour or so before inauguration. Otherwise the inauguration is illegitimate and the would-be king little more than a fraud. [...]

CHARMLESS HUMANS  9:51 am June 25, 2008

Howard Wolfson Even Douchier Than Previously Thought

by Sara K. Smith

Second only to Mark Penn in Hillary Clinton’s Annals of Campaign Staff Odiousness, former Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson is known for precisely two things: wearing a hideous Cosby sweater stolen off a murdered bum “for good luck,” and being a terrible asshole. Julia Reed, who tried to interview Hillary Clinton for Vogue, called him [...]

GOSSIP   9:43 am July 5, 2006

Gossip Roundup: Working the NASCAR Vote

by phuestis


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