Tag: snubs

Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a Republican idea) and Obamacare (a Republican idea) and all those other times too? Like, he...

Rick Perry’s Day Full Of ‘No’

Governor Rick Perry of the Sovereign Nation of Texas wanted to meet with Barack Obama today, because like many of us he thinks the Prez is smokin' hot and also he wanted to discuss beefing up security on our...

WHY DOES JOE BIDEN HATE IDAHO SO MUCH? "Vice President Biden hosted officials from every state but Idaho for a conference today designed to serve as a workshop and warning on how they should use their billions of dollars...

Bush Flees The Internet In A Helicopter

Tina Brown start-up "Whitehouse.gov" has a new look and a new face and it is that of Barack Obama! Also a new blog called "the Briefing Room." Jessica Alba, our nation's greatest Latina President since Lincoln, told Team Fox...

NY Times Comically Pissed That Obama Won’t Talk To Them

IF ONE WISHES TO BECOME KING in America, there is one thing and one thing only that he must do, and that is to talk to America's "paper of record," the New York Times, for an hour or so...

Howard Wolfson Even Douchier Than Previously Thought

Second only to Mark Penn in Hillary Clinton's Annals of Campaign Staff Odiousness, former Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson is known for precisely two things: wearing a hideous Cosby sweater stolen off a murdered bum "for good luck," and...