Tag Archives: snubs

  r-e-s-p-e-c-t

Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a Republican idea) and Obamacare (a Republican idea) and all those other times too? Like, he doesn’t even call them up on ‘Lection Night to be like, yo, let us try to work together to solve America’s very serious problems, because he is such a dictator! After his speech, Mr. Obama tried to call both Mr. Boehner and the Senate Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, but was told they were asleep. Read more on Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping…
  no Bliss around here

Rick Perry’s Day Full Of ‘No’

Governor Rick Perry of the Sovereign Nation of Texas wanted to meet with Barack Obama today, because like many of us he thinks the Prez is smokin’ hot and also he wanted to discuss beefing up security on our porous-border. But our Commander-in-Crushworthiness, who is visiting Ft. Bliss, has snubbed the old queen, says Fox News. Maybe it was something Perry said, in that letter he wrote. Read more on Rick Perry’s Day Full Of ‘No’…
  not invited

WHY DOES JOE BIDEN HATE IDAHO SO MUCH? “Vice President Biden hosted officials from every state but Idaho for a conference today designed to serve as a workshop and warning on how they should use their billions of dollars from the stimulus package.” Is Idaho not receiving any stimulus money, or are they boycotting Pork President Biden’s Porkulous Guide to Porkery? Suspicious. [Washington Post] Read more on …
  rumors on the internet

Bush Flees The Internet In A Helicopter

Tina Brown start-up “Whitehouse.gov” has a new look and a new face and it is that of Barack Obama! Also a new blog called “the Briefing Room.” [Whitehouse.gov/Andrew Sullivan] Jessica Alba, our nation’s greatest Latina President since Lincoln, told Team Fox News that Bill O’Reilly is an asshole. [Crooks and Liars] Read more on Bush Flees The Internet In A Helicopter…
  sad newspaper people

NY Times Comically Pissed That Obama Won’t Talk To Them

IF ONE WISHES TO BECOME KING in America, there is one thing and one thing only that he must do, and that is to talk to America’s “paper of record,” the New York Times, for an hour or so before inauguration. Otherwise the inauguration is illegitimate and the would-be king little more than a fraud. And while our mutt-king Barack Obama has sat down with the likes of Maureen Dowd and Frank Rich this week, he has not talked to the news side of the liberal newspaper’s operations, which he must do. And now the reporters are getting maaaaaad! Read more on NY Times Comically Pissed That Obama Won’t Talk To Them…
  charmless humans

Howard Wolfson Even Douchier Than Previously Thought

Second only to Mark Penn in Hillary Clinton’s Annals of Campaign Staff Odiousness, former Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson is known for precisely two things: wearing a hideous Cosby sweater stolen off a murdered bum “for good luck,” and being a terrible asshole. Julia Reed, who tried to interview Hillary Clinton for Vogue, called him “the most charmless human being on the planet.” And that is only the beginning of the horrors she suffered trying to land an interview with the Inevitable Nominee. Read more on Howard Wolfson Even Douchier Than Previously Thought…
 

Gossip Roundup: Working the NASCAR Vote

Names & Faces: Art Buchwald takes a break … Dallas Austin pardoned in Dubai. [WP] Page Six: Rudy Giuliani shares campaign ambitions with some party-goers, snubs others. [NYP] Daily Dish: Andrew Cuomo gets campaign support from the guy who allegedly ruined his marriage. [NYDN] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Working the NASCAR Vote…