snowpocalypse
Delirious DC Weather Reporter Just Wants His ’15 Inches of Fun’
It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with the spray of blood. Hey-o. Here is a video clip: View more news videos at: http://www.nbcwashington.com/video. [Via Washington City Paper]
Snowpocalypse Now
By the Comics CurmudgeonOH GOD YOU GUYS HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE LATELY! There is, like, so much snow! Frozen water! Falling out of the sky! And accumulating, on the ground! YOU GUYS! And yet there’s supposed to be this whole “global warming” thing, which was going to turn the entire planet into a palm-tree-lousy paradise? [...]
One Of Jim Inhofe’s Malevolent Snowmen Wishes Global Warming Were Not A Scam But It Just Is
Here’s is a letter that was stuck to the side of the mailbag yesterday and has remained tragically unread, until now. It is signed “A Concerned Citizen” and its seriousness literally cannot be overstated. from: [redacted]@verizon.net to: tips@wonkette.com date: Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 6:08 PM subject: Re: Gore’s Igloo…
Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow
While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he’ll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the [...]
Snowstorm, Devil-Umbrella Murder Major Garrett
Fox News’ failure of a URL-shortener, Major Garrett, died in the snow today, maybe. [Guardian]
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