Tag: snowpocalypse

It was so cold out on the National Mall last night, we saw a squirrel chewing off his nuts to warm his mouth with...

Around this time last year, an HISTORIC EVENT that could "only" be described by the adorable moniker "SNOWPOCALYPSE" destroyed our nation's capital, forever. Yesterday,...

By the Comics CurmudgeonOH GOD YOU GUYS HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE LATELY! There is, like, so much snow! Frozen water! Falling...

Here's is a letter that was stuck to the side of the mailbag yesterday and has remained tragically unread, until now. It is signed...

While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow....

Fox News' failure of a URL-shortener, Major Garrett, died in the snow today, maybe.

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