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Here Is Cranky Sarah Palin In A Muu-Muu Yelling At Olds
Wow. This is a very acerbic Sarah Palin dressed up in a classic batshit old hag “leopard print muu-muu, beehive and spectacles” ensemble as she practically snarls at the retirement home folk who were bussed in to nap through her speech at Disneyworld. (And oh look, she’s standing behind a sign that is exactly one [...]
Why Is Sarah Palin a Crazy Liberal Communist Now All of a Sudden?
BUT WHO WILL FIGHT THE GREEDY CORPORATE PIGS RUNNING THE COUNTRY? Haha, you thought, “the Wall Street protesters.” WRONG. “Sarah Palin” is the correct answer, ever since the five or so seconds ago when she vaguely tuned into the fact that the withered teat of her ruthless teabagger fearmongering is drying up, so she must [...]
National Enquirer Says Sarah Palin Sexed Black Guy (Hint: Not Todd Palin)
WOAH HO HO! America’s newspaper of record The National Enquirer has a DEF-CON 4 WORLD EXCLUSIVE scoop: Sarah Palin had sex with a black guy, once, in the late 80s, right before she got married! THE CRAZY PART: Todd Palin, he is not black! Sarah Palin had sex with someone who is not Todd Palin! Todd [...]
Karl Rove Forces Media to Write Another ‘Will Sarah Palin Run?’ Story
Oh, look whose handlers discovered fish-eye lenses and sepia filters! Insipid reality teevee grandma Sarah Palin released another mind-numbing Internet home movie about signing autographs in Iowa to share, for whatever reason, who needs a reason? Rat-faced freak show Karl Rove excitedly predicts she released this video because she is finally planning to jump into the [...]
Sarah Palin’s New Grandchild Here Six Months Early
See how time passes these days, faster than you thought it would, faster than the rules of the space-time continuum suggest they could, because Track Palin and his wife of three months, Britta, have a new baby! That is “the miracle of science” that the Palin family tree has discovered and been perfecting in their [...]
Sarah Palin Proves Tea Party Not Terrorists, ‘Or Obama Would Pal Around With Us’
Oh look, it is the helmeted space turd Sarah Palin doing a greatest hits tour on Fox News. Is this a replay clip from 2008 talking to Sean Hannity? No, it is Sarah Palin reenacting one of her more popular Dances of Stupid in exchange for her Fox News gold coins. “The teabaggers can’t be [...]
Some Lady In Alaska Has Threats To Make About Debt Ceiling On Facebook
Apparently there is a marginally employed woman on Facebook who lives in Alaska and grows children and has opinions about things, lots of them, about political things. Oh look, she found something about politics in her “Saved Documents” folder from last year, she’ll throw that up on the Internet, some sort of rant about the [...]
Sarah Palin Spent $14,000 Of Other People’s Money On Stickers
Hooray, is the Internet pooping out more documents filled with juicy details about Sarah Palin’s pointless and yet self-serving political projects? Why yes! Palin’s latest SarahPAC filings with the FEC are a Political Topic today, because everyone’s favorite grifter quitter queen spent $14,000 just for the goofball decals on her “Road Accident Death Tour of [...]
BREAKING Newsweek Cover Story: Sarah Palin Still Not Running
We applaud Newsweek on the headline “I Can Win” for their cover story about Sarah Palin, a person who is not actually in competition for anything and does not care to change out of her jogging outfit for a cover story photo shoot. If only there were something for Sarah Palin to compete at, to win? [...]
Stupid Palin Email Dump Media Frenzy Makes Fox News Poll Kind of Fun
Unlike everyone else furiously competing to uncover new humiliating details within Sarah Palin’s thousands of newly released emails like greedy children searching for a Wonka golden ticket, Fox News reporter Greta Van Susteren will just conduct this slanted, simplistic poll about whether the media is being annoying. The answer is still yes! Congratulations, Lame Stream [...]
WaPo Seeks Army Of Insane Volunteers To Spend All Weekend Reading Palin Email Dump
Bland suburban daily the Washington Post is asking for one hundred volunteers who want to stab forks into their eyes for a few days and help scour 24,000 Sarah Palin emails to prevent Chris Cilizza from developing a brain tumor reading them on his own. The complete set of official emails from Palin’s tenure as [...]
Highly Anticipated Palin-Bachmann Camp Feud Begins
AND IN THIS CORNER: Newly-hired Bachmann political consultant Ed Rollins has thrown out the much-anticipated first swing in the Sarah Palin camp’s direction, calling America’s Top Grifter names on a radio talk show. Ooooh, venom! Rollins told a radio show host that Sarah Palin is “not serious,” which is kind of something we assumed even [...]
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