Tag: snowbilly grifter

Details still trickling in

Palin Rumble Update: Palins Didn’t Start The Fight, They Just Finished It

More details continue to emerge regarding the Great Big Palin Brawl of '14. We aren't going to go into all the various he-said/she-said/she-screeched-like-a-demented-hellbeast scenarios, but the basics are that a whole bunch of Palins got into a punching match...

Sarah Palin Will Save These Brown Children From Obama Molesting Them? (Unclear)

Sarah Palin is just SO MAD at Barack Obama you guys, that she has been driven, for only the three zillionth time, to call for his impeachment because he is acting like a dictator and not telling the truth...

Words That Say Mery Crismass From Ur Gal Me Sarah Palim

Hey besties, Wow, it's Crissmass again! So fun, espcially here in AK (that's alaskan for Alaska) where Santa Klaze has his summer home and its so dark in winter, it makes me sad but then I go Tanning and it...

Grift On, Grizzly Grammaw: Sarah Palin Returns To Fox News

Exciting boob toob newz! Sarah Palin will be rejoining Fox News as a "contributor!" Weirdly, the Vanilla from Wasilla, O.G. Sno B. Grifta has done nothing to make us laugh, cringe, weep, sigh, or howl at the moon THAT WE KNOW OF...

Here Is Cranky Sarah Palin In A Muu-Muu Yelling At Olds

Wow. This is a very acerbic Sarah Palin dressed up in a classic batshit old hag "leopard print muu-muu, beehive and spectacles" ensemble as she practically snarls at the retirement home folk who were bussed in to nap through...

Why Is Sarah Palin a Crazy Liberal Communist Now All of a Sudden?

BUT WHO WILL FIGHT THE GREEDY CORPORATE PIGS RUNNING THE COUNTRY? Haha, you thought, "the Wall Street protesters." WRONG. "Sarah Palin" is the correct answer, ever since the five or so seconds ago when she vaguely tuned into the...

National Enquirer Says Sarah Palin Sexed Black Guy (Hint: Not Todd Palin)

WOAH HO HO! America's newspaper of record The National Enquirer has a DEF-CON 4 WORLD EXCLUSIVE scoop: Sarah Palin had sex with a black guy, once, in the late 80s, right before she got married! THE CRAZY PART: Todd Palin,...

Chicago Tribune Gitmos Comic Strip For Talking Smack About Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin's hated author-neighbor enemy Joe McGinnis will soon release his secret spy diary of sexy details about the Palin family's Satanic backyard meth-gobbling rituals, and it is apparently super juicy, in terms of Sarah Palin being an awful...

World Glad John McCain Was Not Elected Because of This Weird Tweet

"Math" suggests John McCain does not believe he would have lived through his first presidential term if he had won! Hahahaha, Jesus, Sarah Palin was almost your President. THAT WAS SO CLOSE, never forget.

Karl Rove Forces Media to Write Another ‘Will Sarah Palin Run?’ Story

Oh, look whose handlers discovered fish-eye lenses and sepia filters! Insipid reality teevee grandma Sarah Palin released another mind-numbing Internet home movie about signing autographs in Iowa to share, for whatever reason, who needs a reason? Rat-faced freak show Karl...

Sarah Palin’s New Grandchild Here Six Months Early

See how time passes these days, faster than you thought it would, faster than the rules of the space-time continuum suggest they could, because Track Palin and his wife of three months, Britta, have a new baby! That is...

Sarah Palin Proves Tea Party Not Terrorists, ‘Or Obama Would Pal Around With Us’

Oh look, it is the helmeted space turd Sarah Palin doing a greatest hits tour on Fox News. Is this a replay clip from 2008 talking to Sean Hannity? No, it is Sarah Palin reenacting one of her more...

Some Lady In Alaska Has Threats To Make About Debt Ceiling On Facebook

Apparently there is a marginally employed woman on Facebook who lives in Alaska and grows children and has opinions about things, lots of them, about political things. Oh look, she found something about politics in her "Saved Documents" folder...

Sarah Palin Movie Boasts Solid 0% Rating On Rotten Tomatoes

Comic book supervillain film The Undefeated was released in theaters on Friday to exactly the amount of excitement visible on the faces of trapped subway car passengers standing next to someone who has just farted. Movie ratings site...

Sarah Palin Spent $14,000 Of Other People’s Money On Stickers

Hooray, is the Internet pooping out more documents filled with juicy details about Sarah Palin's pointless and yet self-serving political projects? Why yes! Palin's latest SarahPAC filings with the FEC are a Political Topic today, because everyone's favorite grifter...

BREAKING Newsweek Cover Story: Sarah Palin Still Not Running

We applaud Newsweek on the headline "I Can Win" for their cover story about Sarah Palin, a person who is not actually in competition for anything and does not care to change out of her jogging outfit for a cover...