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Posts Tagged ‘snoozefest’

DEBATE REAX

Substantive, Civilized Debate Disappoints

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

We are all sad pandas.Seriously, what was up with that super boring debate last night? John McCain was supposed to call Barack Obama a terrorist pal, and then Barack Obama was supposed to say “Hey man that is just wrong” and rip off McCain’s testicles and sauté them gently before feeding them to Tom Brokaw with un sauce béarnaise which is precisely how an elitist is supposed to confront a grizzled old war hero in a Town Hall. Instead we got a lot of respectful disagreement, which was dull. Sure, the reaction last night was bad enough. But witness this morning’s sad collection of headlines: MORE »


WONKETTE POLLS

Obama Strongly Considering Boring Virginia Governor Guy For Veep

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Ew get the fuck away from meEXCLUSIVE MUST READ from Politico: “As Senator Barack Obama turns to the choice of his running mate, Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine has emerged as one of the campaign’s potential finalists, sources familiar with conversations in Richmond and in Chicago said.” Eh. MORE »