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Sean Hannity knows these are the faces of the True Oppressors.

Use These 5 Black Hippity-Hop Songs To Oppress Sean Hannity’s Lily-White Ass

What is WRONG with Sean Hannity? No, we mean besides the obvious things like his incompletely formed sense of his own masculinity. Hannity had a MELTDOWN over the Confederate Flag on his radio show Wednesday. You see, if retailers are...
Definitely not an NWA fan.

Bill O’Reilly Very Sad Americans Are Divorcing Jesus, Jiving On The Rap Music, And Smoking Crack

Bill O'Reilly is very upset. A new Pew poll has shown that the super-majority of Americans who identify as Christian is not quite as super as it used to be. Just eight years ago, 78.4 percent of the population was Christian,...

Drop It Like It’s Hot: Your Friday Cocktail Hour Gin And Juice

Did you know that grapefruit is in season? Did you already run out and buy a big bag? Perfect. Let's drink 'em. We need to juice them, but the juicer we usually use for citrus cannot handle the size of...

Here Is Your Not-At-All-Complete List Of People Who Will Buy The Clippers Out From Under Racist Donald Sterling

Now that Donald Sterling has been suspended 4LYFE from the NBA, everyone is lining up to say they'd buy the Clippers, which is probably what the NBA hoped. Force a sale and get this guy gone. Since Magic Johnson...

Donald Sterling Once Donated Money To Democratic Politicians So All Liberals Are Racists, QED, Say Wingnuts

Assuming you did not spend your weekend in a cave on Neptune or deep in a laudanum coma on your bathroom floor, you heard about the insanely racist comments made by cranky Just For Men hair coloring model Donald...

We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It

Perhaps this is your first foray into the Internet today. Maybe you were getting brunch? Anyway, TMZ has incredibly upsetting audio of Clippers owner Donald Sterling slurring at his girlfriend for nine long minutes about how black people...

What Is The GOP Mad At Now? If You Had ‘Richard Simmons’s Homoerotic Twerking,’ Come Get Your Prize

Jesus, but conservatives have a hard-on of hate for Obamacare commercials. Remember how they felt about pajama boy? Now they've found a new thing to twist their underwear over, which is that Richard Simmons was part of a California...

Tea Party Congressman Jeff Landry Really Hopes Nobody Saw Him at Snoop Dogg Show

The Tea Party freshman who wormed his way into all our hearts when he held up some lame sign reading "Drilling = Jobs" at Obama's fancy Jobs speech* like some sort of fainting Claymaniac at an American Idol "concert,"...