You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!
Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
The WHCA seems to think it can still develop a very productive relationship with the press. Um, really?
Everything you never wanted to know about Trump's address to Congress tonight!
BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.
Maybe a woman should play Steve Bannon and Donald Trump next!
The Electoral College grades Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway is high, and Donald Trump has his own secret police! Your daily news brief!
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
Kellyanne Conway did it! She stoled Trump's Twitter!
The Democrats golden unicorn, Trump's federal worker problem, and trouble in Margaritaville! Here's your daily news brief!
We've all done stupid things to impress Billy Bush, haven't we?