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Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Donald Trump Grounded From Twitter, And President Obama Thinks That’s HILARIOUS

Kellyanne Conway did it! She stoled Trump's Twitter!

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 24, 2016

The Democrats golden unicorn, Trump's federal worker problem, and trouble in Margaritaville! Here's your daily news brief!

Melania Trump Knows Donald Only Said Rapey Stuff So Billy Bush Would Like Him

We've all done stupid things to impress Billy Bush, haven't we?

Donald Trump Knows Somebody’s Doing The Firebombing, And It Is Animal Democrats

When a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed, Democrats and everybody else came together to help them rebuild.

How Can Breitbart Be Racist, When That Milo Dude Is Gayer Than Christmas? ANSWER THAT, LIBERALS

Trump surrogate Steve Cortes actually said that Milo Yiannopoulos's gayness means Breitbart isn't racist. Really.
This fucking guy

World’s Great Memory Haver Donald Trump Not Sure If He Ever Met Vladimir Putin, Yeah, That’s The Ticket!

Republican nominee Donald Trump had the best weekend, y'all, simply yuuge. Not satisfied with merely smearing the grieving mother of a fallen American hero, Trump used a Sunday network show to flash his foreign policy chops and cement his reputation...
In an undated file photo, Neil deGrasse Tyson gives the Wookiee salute popularized by Dr. Spock

Neil deGrasse Tyson Turns Twitter Feed Into Live Show, Sciences The Sh*t Out Of Movies

Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: Our Libraries Are Full Of Pedophiles And Our Schools Full Of Jews!

Our weekly visit to the deleted comments archive brings us a fine rant about the importance of never criticizing books that haven't been published yet.
It is exactly like that scene from the movie about corporate drudgery, see?

For His Next Trick, Ted Cruz Will Ruin ‘Office Space’ And Geto Boys Forever

The Ted Cruz campaign dropped yet another of its efforts to coopt and taint all of American popular culture Friday, this time with an anti-Hillary Clinton ad ripping off a scene from Mike Judge's Office Space, even accompanied by...

Ted Cruz’s Ad Looks Just Like SNL’s Fake Ads, Except Terrible, Not Funny

Ted Cruz continues his unprovoked war of aggression against American popular culture tonight with his campaign's alleged tribute to Saturday Night Live's fake ads. We have some bad news and some good news: The bad news is that it...
Let's get both these kids in the next Wes Anderson movie

Saturday Night Live Discriminated All Over Victoria Jackson’s Free Gay-Hating Speech

Like many Americans who now regret it, we watched the great big Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary program Sunday, and we kept looking over at our 17-year-old son and explaining that the show didn't so much suck as that...

Here Is A Jimmy Carter Caption Contest, For Your Weekend Amusement!

Historian Michael Beschloss tweeted this awesome picture of James Earl Carter wearing an Allman Brothers T-Shirt while campaigning in 1976, and Twitter smart person Seth Cansler Clark summed up its content quite succinctly: "GEORGIA AS HELL!" But we know you,...
Judgmental baby is judgmental

World Net Daily’s Funniest Stories Of 2014: Hmmm Er Well Okay!

You know that when conspiracy clearinghouse and Obama birther hub WorldNetDaily runs a large headline like this, you're going to regret clicking on it. But you also totally know you're going to click on it all the same: Was it,...
If only ...

SNL: Obama And McConnell Get Wasted At Bourbon Summit (Video)

It's the summit you know will (probably) never really happen, but it sure is fun to imagine President Obama and newly selected Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell knockin' back a few and even finding common ground. Like having themselves...
It's funny 'cause feminists are fat ugly dykes who hate America!

Dana Loesch Destroys Feminism Forever, With Hilarious Rightwing ‘Comedy’ Video

Here's a thing that exists! Dana Loesch has a teevee show on Glenn Beck's cable/internet channel, and she does hilarious rightwing comedy on it! Remember how dumb feminist ladies thought that Jeopardy! was a tad sexist when it suggested that...