Tag: snl

Dumb Idiot White House Correspondents’ Association Sucks Up To Trump. We Mean MORE.

The WHCA seems to think it can still develop a very productive relationship with the press. Um, really?

Donald Trump To Address Congress Tonight, Because That’s What ‘Presidents’ Do

Everything you never wanted to know about Trump's address to Congress tonight!

Jake Tapper Ain’t Havin’ NONE Of Kellyanne Conway’s Nonsense

BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.

Trump SO ANGRY At Sean Spicer For Letting Vagina-American Melissa McCarthy Play Him On SNL

Maybe a woman should play Steve Bannon and Donald Trump next!

Trump’s Very Own Stasi! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 19, 2016

The Electoral College grades Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway is high, and Donald Trump has his own secret police! Your daily news brief!

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Donald Trump Grounded From Twitter, And President Obama Thinks That’s HILARIOUS

Kellyanne Conway did it! She stoled Trump's Twitter!

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 24, 2016

The Democrats golden unicorn, Trump's federal worker problem, and trouble in Margaritaville! Here's your daily news brief!

Melania Trump Knows Donald Only Said Rapey Stuff So Billy Bush Would Like Him

We've all done stupid things to impress Billy Bush, haven't we?

Donald Trump Knows Somebody’s Doing The Firebombing, And It Is Animal Democrats

When a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed, Democrats and everybody else came together to help them rebuild.

How Can Breitbart Be Racist, When That Milo Dude Is Gayer Than Christmas? ANSWER THAT, LIBERALS

Trump surrogate Steve Cortes actually said that Milo Yiannopoulos's gayness means Breitbart isn't racist. Really.
This fucking guy

World’s Great Memory Haver Donald Trump Not Sure If He Ever Met Vladimir Putin, Yeah, That’s The Ticket!

Republican nominee Donald Trump had the best weekend, y'all, simply yuuge. Not satisfied with merely smearing the grieving mother of a fallen American hero, Trump used a Sunday network show to flash his foreign policy chops and cement his reputation...
In an undated file photo, Neil deGrasse Tyson gives the Wookiee salute popularized by Dr. Spock

Neil deGrasse Tyson Turns Twitter Feed Into Live Show, Sciences The Sh*t Out Of Movies

Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
READ A BOOK!

Deleted Comments: Our Libraries Are Full Of Pedophiles And Our Schools Full Of Jews!

Our weekly visit to the deleted comments archive brings us a fine rant about the importance of never criticizing books that haven't been published yet.
It is exactly like that scene from the movie about corporate drudgery, see?

For His Next Trick, Ted Cruz Will Ruin ‘Office Space’ And Geto Boys Forever

The Ted Cruz campaign dropped yet another of its efforts to coopt and taint all of American popular culture Friday, this time with an anti-Hillary Clinton ad ripping off a scene from Mike Judge's Office Space, even accompanied by...

Ted Cruz’s Ad Looks Just Like SNL’s Fake Ads, Except Terrible, Not Funny

Ted Cruz continues his unprovoked war of aggression against American popular culture tonight with his campaign's alleged tribute to Saturday Night Live's fake ads. We have some bad news and some good news: The bad news is that it...