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Posts Tagged ‘snipers’

BILL CLINTON

Bill Clinton Doesn’t Understand the Internet, Because of Racism?

Friday, April 11th, 2008


Here is Bill Clinton bringing up Sinbadgate again, for some reason, in Indiana. He says the media made fun of Hillary for saying something stupid late at night. She actually said it early in the morning, and like five times previously. [YouTube via Ben Smith]


GEORGE W. BUSH

Sniper ‘Empties Intestinal Canal’ Instead Of Protecting George Bush!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

He is pissing on all of AmericaGeorge Bush visited Russian President Vladimir Putin this weekend and made all of his rented buses dismantle their back seats and put “strange black boxes” there. And when he arrived by plane, one of the snipers stationed around the airport to ward off gunfire from enemies did a surprising thing! MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

More Funny ‘Hillary Does Bosnia’ Video

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008


CBS is loving the hell out of this Bosnia story, the one where Hillary fabricated an entire event to make herself look like a Tuff Guy. Here’s the latest, most thorough report on the matter. If you still cannot understand the offensive nature of Hillary’s actions, check out Liberal Blog X, and it will angrily explain why this offends you. [YouTube]


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary’s Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Hillary went on Pittsburgh radio station KDKA today to talk more about that time snipers were shooting at her in Bosnia — you know, the thing that never happened. Yesterday she claimed that she “misspoke” when she said “I remember, particularly, a trip to Bosnia, where the welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire,” as a qualification to be president of the United States. In today’s interview she asks for a little slack, because it’s the first time she’s misspoken in 12 years: MORE »