Tag: smut

Ohio English Teacher Suspended For … Wait For It … Writing Novel

The North Canton City School District takes seriously the shitty, snippy bromide "those who can't do teach" -- so seriously, in fact, that they have suspended a high school English teacher because she wrote a novel. An English teacher...

American Literature Saved! Bin Laden Death Porn Displaces Actual Porn As #1 Best-Seller

If you ever want to weep bitter tears for the death of American good taste, just purchase a coach class domestic airline ticket and take a little trip across Real America. You will discover that literally dozens of...

Bristol Palin’s Blog Ghostwriter Triumphs Over Bookstore’s ‘Sexuality’ Section Displaying Books About Sex

Do you remember Nancy French? She is the lady who writes all single-teen-mom Bristol Palin's blog posts yelling at President Obama for not giving children a mother and a father, because gays. (It is that weird sad Maggie Gallagher...

Government To Offer Worthless Porn-Free Internet For Free

The FCC has announced a bold new socialist plan to provide wireless Internet all over America, for free! But it won't have any pr0n, so Americans won't actually use this free gift. Also, it will be hella slow, as...

Albany Awash In Sick Porn Filth

Jesus, what are they putting in the water up there? Today's tale of New York politicos embroiled in grody sex scandals brings you Robert Groezinger, a lawyer and aide to a New York state senator, who is accused of...