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If there's one thing Sarah Palin knows, it's the thoughts of God. She even wrote her own Bible! If there's one thing we're not sure...

On this day 54 years ago, the long foretold Barack Hussein Obama was born in a remote field in Indokenyamuslimstan, the love child of...

OH NO, President Obama is back behind the high school gym again, smoking all the cigarettes and rolling his eyes, maybe and allegedly! Cigarettes...

Central Massachusetts is Charlie Pierce's beat -- he grew up there, whereas Yr Wonket lived in the Commonwealth for a mere decade -- so...

God, Obama, stop being a dick. We get it, you are all perfect and no longer smoke because you are "scared of your wife"...

Time for another trip to the ol' comment queue! Today, we begin with a reader who has had just about enough of Yr. Wonkette's...

A Sudden Valley, Washington, man has been sentenced to 20 days for pulling a gun on a pregnant woman who was smoking a cigarette. Justin...

Hello, nerds! Rebecca and I are ready and set to get up in this debate shit, on the real. Tonight is the most important night...

Herman Cain is a pumpkin-headed creepy narcissist businessman who likes to repeat single-digit numbers and say stupid things. For reasons he cannot begin to...

It's a pretty slow news year so far, so it's time to check in with First Lady Michelle Obama to find out if her...

Ronald Reagan could do it. Even George W. Bush could do it. But Barack Obama -- a 49-year-old multi-millionaire adult with two impressionable children...

Our Savior is intent on collectively improving health by banning popular foodstuffs that are bad for us (we can call it “prohibition” since that...

Barack Obama went to see the medical droid and whoa boy, the newspapers are Outraged! Why? He's 48 years old and still has safe...

You know how many fun things there are to do in Iraq these days? Not so many! It used to be that, if you...

We did not liveblog this Obama press conference, sorry, but fear not! We hear that a website called the Internet has a good recap....

By the Comics CurmudgeonLook, one of the things we namby-pamby liberals get critiqued for is our inability to just stand up and show some...

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