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Daily Caller: Why Does Old Handsome Joe Biden Love Child Rapists?

Well well well! It looks like Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller will be okay even in the face of star cub reporter Matthew Boyle leaving the DC’s black-thug beat for Breitbart! In fact, they are so okay that this will probably be All Daily Caller Day, because fuck if they aren’t a pile of good time crazy! Where shall we begin? How about with “Joe Biden Loves Child Rapists,” since we already went and wrote the headline? Read more on Daily Caller: Why Does Old Handsome Joe Biden Love Child Rapists?…
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Please Read This Joe Biden Story So We Can Sell You Things

Let’s be honest. There has been a shortage, nay, a dearth, of news lately. Did we use up all the news during the election? Because good lord every media outlet we can find is covering the fact that Joe Biden went to Costco:  Vice President Joe Biden bought a wide variety of things during his Thursday morning shopping spree at Costco in Washington, D.C., according to a White House pool report. Biden’s shopping cart was filled with, among other things, “children’s’ books, fire logs, a 32 inch Panasonic TV and a big apple pie.” It’s unclear whether the vice president bought a watch. Read more on Please Read This Joe Biden Story So We Can Sell You Things…