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Posts Tagged ‘smokers’

PAPAL SCANDALS

Wait, WTF, Pope Ratzi Smokes Cigarettes?

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Pole smoker.In this Wall Street Journal boring article about how Europeans sure love cigarettes yadda yadda, we were intrigued by this paragraph calling Nazi Pope Joe “the Plumber” Ratzinger a known smoker! Is this some hilarious WSJ New Year’s joke? Because there is no evidence we can locate, outside of some obviously photoshopped images of Ratzi in a cloud of cancer, to suggest our crappiest pope indulges in this particular variety of sucking on cylindrical objects. MORE »


SMOKE 'EM IF YOU'VE GOT 'EM

GOP Congresslady Refuses To Dignify Smoking Rumor Because It Was On That Twitter Thing

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette ...Just when you thought the Twitter fad was some dumb fucking thing nobody would possibly actually use — our Intern Juli was recently shocked to find it’s nothing but “an anthology of away messages? on a website?” — there is proof that it could change democracy forever. Republican congresswoman Marsha Blackburn of the Nashville suburbs is now at the center of a powerful Twitter storm, as somebody somewhere remarked that her teeth are terrible, and therefore she must be a chain smoker, like every other 52-year-old blonde in Tennessee. MORE »


JOHN MCCAIN

Doctor’s Report: Obama ‘Lean And Muscular’ With ‘Minor Skin Rashes’

Friday, May 30th, 2008

SmokerLast week, John McCain released a medical dossier longer than Moby Dick that lingered in gruesome detail over his many benign polyps and lesions. This week, Barack Obama’s doctor revealed that in spite of a youth spent snorting powdery mounds of blow, the candidate is hale, hearty, and possessed of an enviably low triglyceride count. Find out more about Your Barry’s hot bod after the jump. MORE »


LAURA BUSH

Drink-Soaked Former Trotskyist Popinjays, and the Women They Love

Thursday, June 1st, 2006


“Yeah, I’m working on my next book, ‘Whatever the Front Page of the Times Says Today, I Believe Precisely the Opposite.’” (photo by Liz Gorman) MORE »