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SMOKE A BOWL FOR YOUR PLANET

Happy Birthday, Earth!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Give a hoot!Oh is there something special about today? Not that we could notice, but then here comes a spam from fat dope clown Al Gore and his latest ponzi scheme, “Repower America.” It’s the Earth Day! America’s celebration of the planet it owns, huzzah! Have you done your part? No? So you are some kind of Earth-Hating motherfucker? Turn off the computer and click the MORE button for helpful “Earth Day” hints! MORE »