Tag: smegma

Is Rick Santorum A Gutter Drunk?

It is an excellent question, the one we have just posed right there in the headline. Is Rick Santorum a gutter drunk? Buzzfeed investigates, and seems to have photographic proof that yes, Rick Santorum is a gutter drunk. Here...

‘Pretend It’s Obama’ Suggests Hilarious Lady As Rick Santorum Shoots at Target

Here is the funniest joke you will ever hear, falling from the nicotine-stained teeth of a southern belle: "Pretend it's Obama!" It's funny, you see, because Rick Santorum is shooting a gun! As her friends laugh and laugh at...

SHOCKER! Rick Santorum Endorses Barack Obama!

Looks like we're getting to the shirty, snitty, smegma-lipped-pout phase of the GOP primaries. Rick Santorum would like to take Mitt Romney's toys and go home! "You win by giving people the opportunity to see a different vision for our...

Santorum Accepts Blessing After Pastor Tells All Buddhists, Muslims to Git Outta US

It's a good thing Rick Santorum is so very concerned with our First Amendment right to freedom of religion. He says so every day! Which is why it might come as a surprise to some (it will not...

Rick Santorum Now Coming for Your Porn

It seems that Rick Santorum has found time in his busy schedule of condemning "radical" women for working outside the home and using birth control, and nagging English-speaking Puerto Ricans to speak English, and now is turning his hot,...

Noted Economist Rick Santorum: Witch Obama Caused Housing Crash

Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum, continuing his streak of saying only and at all times sensible and logically sound things, reminded Americans today that it was President B. HUSSEIN Obama who retroactively caused the housing crash because of how he...