Hey, it’s been a while since we did one of these things, right? So. It turns out that, when you get a reader e-mail that begins with “Here’s a tip,” what follows is never an actual tip. It is just some (thankfully) brief rant from a person who spends their free time yelling at telemarketers and calling up CSPAN to complain about how the Obama administration treats veterans worse than homosexuals and pedophiles. MORE »