Tag Archives: slut shaming

  never mind

Jeb Bush Doesn’t Think Single Moms Are Dirty Whores Anymore

Once upon a time, Jeb Bush thought a real good way to crack down on the scourge of unwed mothers was to good old-fashioned slut-shame them, for inseminating themselves without the requisite ceremony and chicken dance first. If only it were still socially acceptable to stone women in the town square or burn them at the stake, or at least make them wear “frilly pink jumpsuits” while picking up his garbage. But calm down, liberal media, you just calm the H-E-double-hockey-sticks down RIGHT NOW, because he doesn’t think that anymore, m’kay? Read more on Jeb Bush Doesn’t Think Single Moms Are Dirty Whores Anymore…
  Scarlett Letter Jacket

Hero Florida School District Teaches Sophomore To Dress Like Less Of A Whore

Just look at that temptress!
A 15-year-old girl whose family recently moved from the libertine environs of Seattle got an important lesson last week about the considerably less “anything goes” expectations of her new high school in the Jacksonville suburb of Orange Park, Florida. Turns out that at Oakleaf High School, young ladies can’t just go gallivanting around half-nekkid in trouble-tempting outfits like the one pictured above, as sophomore Miranda Larkin learned when a teacher pulled her aside between classes on the third day of school. Read more on Hero Florida School District Teaches Sophomore To Dress Like Less Of A Whore…
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Minnesota State House Candidate Presents A Prairie Home Slut-Shaming Companion

We have a new front-runner in the race to fill Michele Bachmann’s sizable Minnesotan clown shoes. Meet Sheila Kihne, a small-government conservative who also has “a passion for telling other people what to do.” She’s running for state rep., and she seems nice! Say Sheila, do you have thoughts on what should happen to women undeserving sluts who form babby before walking down the aisle? “Don’t you think that if you’re having a baby — and you’re not married — that you should forego the shower?” she asked. “I also think that if you get married — and are knocked up — you should get married quietly. At a courthouse, at a private home.” Kihne specifically said that there should be no dancing or dinner for prospective brides who are pregnant. She acknowledge [sic] that “I’m seen as very cold-hearted with this issue and it’s caused a couple of big arguments in my family,” but insisted on standing her ground against “the idiots in Hollywood who make it look ‘cool’ to tote a baby around sans daddy.” No dancing, no dice games, and no card-playing, ladies, show some proper Puritanical shame! Kihne does not, however, endorse the forced wearing of a scarlet A in public, so hey, progress. Read more on Minnesota State House Candidate Presents A Prairie Home Slut-Shaming Companion…
  stop accusing people of rape! stop accusing people of rape!

Breitbart Has A London Bureau So They Can Call British Rape Victims Sluts

Well how’s this for brand expansion? At some point that we were blessedly unaware of, the Breitbart Empire got itself a London bureau, and yesterday it ran a thoughtful piece explaining that, for the sake of not harming any innocent victims, anonymity for rape suspects should be the norm. After all, no decent fellow should become the victim of what the headline calls “Slut’s Remorse,” which happens all the time, because you know how women are, the sluts. Don’t these women have any idea how painful a rape accusation can be? Read more on Breitbart Has A London Bureau So They Can Call British Rape Victims Sluts…
  i seem nice

It Is Time For Us All To Stop Making Fun Of Monica Lewinsky, By Monica Lewinsky

Heard any good jokes lately? No. No you haven’t. Because it has been twenty years-ish (?) since Peewee Herman got busted bustin’ in that porn theater, and I got busted … well you know. I am the last time a joke happened. That was me. Well, now I am back, to tell my story for money, because I have not been able to get a job in all that time except for the one time I designed purses, which everyone laughed at, because I’m such a big joke. I have been a global punchline since I was 22 years old probably, not sure, would have to look it up. I have been unemployable, undateable, and about 15 years early for the crusade against slut-shaming. That would have been nice. Am I sorry that my sluttiness occurred on someone else’s husband’s dick? I assume so, probably, sure! But you just try to tell me you wouldn’t have been all up in the Big Dog’s crotch, and I will call you a liar to your face. It was exciting! He’s a charismatic fellow! And you have been jizzed on by so much worse. Read more on It Is Time For Us All To Stop Making Fun Of Monica Lewinsky, By Monica Lewinsky…
  They hate us for our freedoms

TSA Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists And Teen Girls

We understand that the hard-working hard workers of the Transportation Security Administration are just trying to keep us safe from Muslims and stuff, and that is why they make us take off our shoes and strip down until we are practically nekkid and get X-rayed and put our laptops in their own special little boxes and buy those little itty bitty tubes of toothpaste and why they decided not to permit pocket knives on planes after all, but we did not realize that we also needed to be protected from teen-aged girls in, like, clothes. Here’s what happened, as my daughter described it in text messages to us: she was at the station where the TSA checks IDs. She said the officer was “glaring” at her and mumbling. She said, “Excuse me?” and he said, “You’re only 15, COVER YOURSELF!” in a hostile tone. She said she was shaken up by his abusive manner. Read more on TSA Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists And Teen Girls…
  today all our letters are scarlet

Slutty 13-year-old Whore Shouldn’t Have Gotten Herself Raped If She Didn’t Want To Be Called A Slutty Whore

You know what is all kinds of fucked up and wrong and evil and worse than Hitler? No, not Obamacare. Or birth control. Or Mitch McConnell’s office getting bugged. Sit down, Republicans, we said not Obamacare. No, the correct answer is: harassing a 13-year-old girl who was raped and impregnated by her rapist. Like so: “I can’t walk out the door without someone calling me a whore or slut,” the girl said. “I used to have a lot of friends, or people I thought were my friends, but as soon as this happened I just isolated myself.” The repeated vandalism incidents at the family’s home — including the words “whore” and “slut” scrawled on the garage doors — were reported to police. But [her mother] said no charges were filed because there were no witnesses to the acts. Her daughter also has been the target of mean-spirited rumors and speculation that her pregnancy is the result of promiscuous behavior. Right. Because nothing says promiscuous like getting raped. (Also, in what insane version of reality would it have been Just Peachy to treat a 13 year old this way even if her pregnancy had NOT been the result of rape? Was the town’s pillory out for repairs?) Read more on Slutty 13-year-old Whore Shouldn’t Have Gotten Herself Raped If She Didn’t Want To Be Called A Slutty Whore…
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Daily Caller On Important Policy Question Of Our Day: Why Is Taylor Swift So Slutty?

You’ve heard of Taylor Swift, right? She’s that young, pop-country musician who’s made, like, 70 gagillion dollars singing simple songs about love and loss and the teardrops on her guitar. She’s not breaking any new ground musically, sure, but turns out singing about the trials of love in a way that appeals to teenage girls is insanely lucrative. She just wants a nice boy, gosh. But Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller cannot help but ask the important political questions: Why she such a ho? Read more on Daily Caller On Important Policy Question Of Our Day: Why Is Taylor Swift So Slutty?…
  they can all say they have mono

Louisiana Charter School Shames Pregnant Girls to Teach Important Lesson About Values

Oh look, a Louisiana charter school has found a simple solution for combating teen pregnancy that also allows them to “maintain an environment where students will learn and exhibit acceptable character traits that govern language, gesture, physical actions and written words.” The solution is to force the girls to take classes at home if it turns out they are indeed going to be punished by blessed with a child, thus killing two birds with one stone — shaming pregnant girls while simultaneously teaching students that shaming pregnant girls is constitutive of an acceptable “gesture, physical action” or “written word.” Read more on Louisiana Charter School Shames Pregnant Girls to Teach Important Lesson About Values…