Tag: slut shaming

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Donald Trump Justifies Fat Shaming Alicia Machado By Slut Shaming Her Instead

Also he's lying, because of course he is.

Preacher Who Claims Women In Yoga Pants ‘Deserve Rape’ Arrested For Kicking One

'Brother Dean' Saxton has been arrested for kicking a woman in the chest, for Jesus.
Who ya got?

Fox News Dumbass Wishes Y’all Would Stop Victim-Shaming Poor Donald Trump

Rarely is the question asked, "Why is Trump supporters such violent pig-thugs?" JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY IS ASKING THAT RIGHT NOW. As Trump has explained, it is not fair to blame HIM for any of the violence, because he's just...

Ted Cruz Wins Paternity Test For Heart Of Bristol Palin’s Second Deadbeat Baby Daddy

While the maggot-infested trash heap that is the Palin family is drunk-brawlin' for Trump, there's one almost-member of the clan who's got a taste for Canadian bacon: Today, the Cruz for President campaign announced the endorsement of Medal of Honor recipient and...

To Save Babies, Texas Murders HIV Funding At Planned Parenthood

It's been a good five or ten minutes since we checked in on the government in Texas to see what horrible things they are inflicting upon their own populace. What is it this time? Building a tiny border fence...
Cry all you want, still gonna call you A Idiot.

Bristol, You Ignorant Slut: Once Again You’ve Missed The Point Entirely

Oh dear. It seems the gatekeepers of True Feminism -- you know, the lady conservatives who want to regulate other ladies' vag holes and keep other ladies' paychecks at a low discounted-because-lady rate -- are on to us. In a recent post in which...

Jeb Bush Doesn’t Think Single Moms Are Dirty Whores Anymore

Once upon a time, Jeb Bush thought a real good way to crack down on the scourge of unwed mothers was to good old-fashioned slut-shame them, for inseminating themselves without the requisite ceremony and chicken dance first. If only it...
Just look at that temptress!

Hero Florida School District Teaches Sophomore To Dress Like Less Of A Whore

A 15-year-old girl whose family recently moved from the libertine environs of Seattle got an important lesson last week about the considerably less "anything goes" expectations of her new high school in the Jacksonville suburb of Orange Park, Florida....

Minnesota State House Candidate Presents A Prairie Home Slut-Shaming Companion

We have a new front-runner in the race to fill Michele Bachmann's sizable Minnesotan clown shoes. Meet Sheila Kihne, a small-government conservative who also has "a passion for telling other people what to do." She's running for state rep.,...

Breitbart Has A London Bureau So They Can Call British Rape Victims Sluts

Well how's this for brand expansion? At some point that we were blessedly unaware of, the Breitbart Empire got itself a London bureau, and yesterday it ran a thoughtful piece explaining that, for the sake of not harming any...

It Is Time For Us All To Stop Making Fun Of Monica Lewinsky, By Monica Lewinsky

Heard any good jokes lately? No. No you haven't. Because it has been twenty years-ish (?) since Peewee Herman got busted bustin' in that porn theater, and I got busted ... well you know. I am the last time...

TSA Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists And Teen Girls

We understand that the hard-working hard workers of the Transportation Security Administration are just trying to keep us safe from Muslims and stuff, and that is why they make us take off our shoes and strip down until we...

Slutty 13-year-old Whore Shouldn’t Have Gotten Herself Raped If She Didn’t Want To Be Called A Slutty Whore

You know what is all kinds of fucked up and wrong and evil and worse than Hitler? No, not Obamacare. Or birth control. Or Mitch McConnell's office getting bugged. Sit down, Republicans, we said not Obamacare. No, the correct answer is:...

Daily Caller On Important Policy Question Of Our Day: Why Is Taylor Swift So Slutty?

You've heard of Taylor Swift, right? She's that young, pop-country musician who's made, like, 70 gagillion dollars singing simple songs about love and loss and the teardrops on her guitar. She's not breaking any new ground musically, sure, but...

Louisiana Charter School Shames Pregnant Girls to Teach Important Lesson About Values

Oh look, a Louisiana charter school has found a simple solution for combating teen pregnancy that also allows them to “maintain an environment where students will learn and exhibit acceptable character traits that govern language, gesture, physical actions and...