Many, many gay homosexuals are angry about North Carolina Governor Mike Easley saying Hillary Clinton made Rocky Balboa look like a pansy. How dare this historic friend of the gays sit idly by while her surrogate throws around these hateful smear words? And how many agujeros de la gloria will Chelsea have to service at The Endup to win back the affections of her mother’s old pals? MORE »

Loretta Sanchez quit the House Hispanic Caucus last January, because its head, Joe Baca, called her a “whore” (allegedly, but he totally did). MORE »

Ann Coulter, speaking at CPAC, revealed that her crack staff has written at least one new joke since we saw her last year. MORE »

Only Fox bothered to report it (god bless ‘em), but DNC Hispanic Caucus head Alvaro Cifuentes resigned this weekend after channeling George Allen. MORE »

Hey everyone, BREAKING NEWS! MORE »

In a Senate subcommittee meeting yesterday, Conrad Burns made fun of the following ethnicities: MORE »

A little background: This video (courtesy our greaser brothers) shows Mike Osskopp ($92k/year), district office director for Representative John Kline (R-MN), mocking the cars driven by supporters of Kline’s opponent, Colleen Rowley. Specifically, the “Jap cars” of her supporters. MORE »

Now, finally, the George Allen “Whoops I accidentally made up an ethnic slur” memorial t-shirts appear. We appreciate the effort, but surely someone can whip up something better than this. MORE »

‘08 contender Senator John McCain sees a bit of bad vibes from his 2000 run as he rides the “Maverick Express” through the midwest. MORE »