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Posts Tagged ‘slum lords’

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Supreme Court Moonlights As Obama’s First Death Panel

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
  • What will “blogger” mean in five years? Will “blogger” still be synonymous with “unemployed,” or will it have other meanings, like “someone who enjoys sex with dead people” or “a derogatory term for homosexuals”? Or both? Find out! In five years. [Matt Yglesias]
  • Jonah Goldberg rightly points out that the Secret Service is not at all concerned about wackos tromping around town hall meetings with assault rifles and ammo belts slung over their shoulders. See: Animal Mother. [The Corner]
  • It’s happening TODAY! Today, the White House will be graced by both Mama and Papa Clinton. Bill, Hillary, and Barack, in the same room! It’s the Holy Trinity — like David Vitter, an adult diaper, and a strumpet. This is how magic happens, ladies and gentlemen. [The Caucus]
  • Justice Scalia gives some wise end-of-life counseling to a whiny death row inmate, who is “actually” innocent: Die. [Think Progress]
  • Do you trust Obama’s slum lords? Of course we do, Michelle. With our lives. [Michelle Malkin]

GEORGE W. BUSH

Metro Section: Installing A Stripper Pole To Hold Up The Ceiling

Thursday, July 6th, 2006
  • It doesn’t take much to run for city council in DC, but you do have to show up. [DCDL]

  • Home is where the heart is - unless the heart is in a shit hole that resembles Bushwick during the crack wars. [And I Am Not Lying, For Real]
  • Luckily the champagne room in White House sub-basement number 69 has just been completed. [Hey Pretty]
  • Linda Cropp decides the hiring of homeless people isn’t just for booze-crazed high school kids. [WTOP]