Tag: slimeballs

Koch Bros. Creating Drone Army of Dumb Young Libertarians

Oh for fuck's sake. But is there still time to apply? And what are the requirements? Required * Solid understanding of free-market principles * Commitment to limited government and the advancement of individual liberty ...

Bush White House Banned Pictures of Donkeys From U.S. Propaganda

After the 9/11 (TM) attacks, while Rumsfeld and Cheney were arguing over which brown people to blow up first, the Bush Administration ordered some propaganda magazines produced and distributed in the Muslim Lands, so Our Enemies could see how...

If Haitians Thought That Earthquake Was Bad, Wait Until John Edwards Exploits Them For A Pathetic Publicity Stunt

Well well well! Well. Well. Well. HMM. John Edwards has arrived in Haiti to do relief work. He is perhaps the only person on Earth right now who can volunteer to bring doctors, food, and supplies to dying Haitians...

Mittens Gets Focused

When Mitt Romney nears an election of his -- only four more years-ish! -- he transforms into his super-funny lying clown alter ego, "Mittens," who literally believes in nothing and will simply invent exquisite lies or make fun of...

Blagojevich & Sam Zell’s Comical Wrigley Field Crime Caper

Rod Blagojevich, you are a hero -- you are still giving to us, in the form of comic material, months after you've been removed from the Illinois governor's office. (Not that you ever actually went to the Illinois governor's...