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  creeping sharia

A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit

As everyone who watches Fox News unironically knows, Dearborn, Michigan, is filled with Islamist sleeper cells just waiting to be activated by an Al Jazeera anchor instructing them to play a nice game of Halal┬ásolitaire. With the go code delivered, these Muslim terrorists will rise up and strike at America’s Arsenal of Democracy, reducing the city of Detroit into a bombed-out, nearly vacant ghost town of a city. Oh, that won’t happen! shouts the blame America first/excuse terrorism sheeple who just want free stuff from Obama’s Sharia socialist usurper regime even if it means your children will be sent to madrassas. Even if that does happen, the sheeple continue, it won’t happen for a long, long time. Yeah, that’s just what they want you to think. The Jihad is going to happen sooner rather than later, you guys, because Al Jazeera is cold opening a bureau in Detroit! Right by all those sleeper cells in Dearborn! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Reactions As Al Jazeera America’s Sharia Plot Creeps Into Detroit…
  terrorismsism

Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All

So remember how Al Gore, Green Hitler, up and sold his near-imaginary teevee station to the Qatari government, in the shape of Al Jazeera? And the conservatives, they did not like that all but could not quite put their finger on “why” besides just “Muslims”? Well, they have finally figured it out, and a Megyn Kelly-led panel was there to explain: Al Jazeera is going to come online and flash the Queen of Spades and activate all the terrorist sleeper cells in Detroit and Dearborn, Michigan, because “Fifth Column” and “anti-American,” but really mostly “Muslims.” Read more on Fox News Pretty Sure Al Jazeera Is Going To Terrorist Us All…
 

TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN FOUND WITH OVER 4,000 MINUTES

CBS/AP Three men of Pakistani descent found with 1,000 cell phones — men claim to be merely “most popular guys in mid-Michigan.” Michigan counts as the heartland, right? The men had a Claude Allen-esque plot to get around Wal-Mart’s “three phones at a time” rule by, uh, buying their phones three-at-a-time. Read more on TERROR IN THE HEARTLAND: MIDDLE EASTERN MEN FOUND WITH OVER 4,000 MINUTES…