Tag: sleazeballs

George Zimmerman Was Understandably Threatened By Trayvon Martin’s Cell Phone Picture Of A Gun

George Zimmerman's attorneys have found the smoking gun, you guys. You see, it was totally warranted for their client to murder a 17-year-old boy, whom he'd been following, at night, and who then may have jumped him and kicked...

Bribery at Tiffany’s: Newt’s Latest Wife Did Tiffany’s Bidding

We thought Giant Whining Baby/Serial Divorcer Newt Gingrich had his half-million-dollar Tiffany's credit line just because he always needs new engagement rings when he divorces his old, cancer-ridden wives for new, younger ladies he's been schtupping for several years....

Giuliani Considers Running Again For President of 9/11

The problem with the Republican race for president, so far, is that there's just not enough of the "craven opportunist stunt candidate on the make who also has a dreadful personal life." Newt Gingrich just can't handle all of...