Tag: sleazebags

Donald Trump Now Planning To Bury People In His Tacky Golf Course

Why is Donald Trump in the news again? Wasn't he banished for the rest of 2012? Guess not. Besides the dingle-dongle Endorse Newt vs. Endorse Mittens moment of this morning, vulgar hair-weave troglodyte Donald Trump is also planning to...

Obama Raises Money In San Francisco As Cops Gas Oakland Protesters

Here's what Barack Obama did Tuesday: An interview with teevee clown Jay Leno, followed by a flight to San Francisco to raise money from gazillionaire venture capitalists. Here's what the riot cops from 10 Bay Area police departments did...

Anthony Weiner Is 100% Crazy … Crazy For Twitter Gals, We Mean!

Have you heard the hot news about Anthony Weiner and the never-ending dick joke that is now the entire life of this once-promising congressman -- or should we say dongressman? -- and how he will go to "rehab" to...

Florida Loves Charlie Crist’s Sexy New Independent Spirit

America's favorite recently-married orange Floridian, Governor Charlie Crist, had to quit the Republican Party because the teabaggers didn't want him to be the new U.S. senator. Why do teabaggers hate Republicans so much? Doesn't matter! Charlie now has a...

Florida Update: Democrats Now Have Permission To Vote For Charlie Crist

Popular moderate orange-skinned married-to-a-lady-now Republican Governor Charlie Crist was knocked out of the Florida GOP Senate primary by angry teabaggers and their angry Tea Party candidate Marco Rubio, and now the "independent" Crist is looking pretty good to Democrats....

Palin Bombs At Trade Show; Could Her Speech Scam Be Finished?

Sleazy grifter Sarah Palin has been raking in the money at various conventions and trade shows, because she became famous in late 2008 when a shameless old man thought she might help his doomed presidential campaign. But Palin's relatively...

Offshore Drilling Industry Website Just Reportin’ the Facts

So you work for some oil-industry shill blog with chocolate-sucking amoral sleazebag has-been Newt Gingrich as the spokesbaby, and the 527's main program is "Drill Here, Drill Now," and whoops, a predictable thing happens when you line your nation's...

Anti-Gay Bakersfield Republican Spent All His Time Being Gay At Gay Bars

Hahaha: "The owner of Faces, the club where Ashburn reportedly was hanging out before his arrest, told CBS 13 that he can't confirm whether Ashburn was there Tuesday night because the club was packed with 400 patrons for...

Mark Sanford Now Escaping To Europe For a Few Weeks

South Carolina, what a poop pile, right? It is no wonder the governor, Mark Sanford, never wants to spend any time in that goddamned place. Have you ever been down there? It is this awful fetid swamp, most of...