America’s neo-con pamphlet the Washington Post can be found festering in certain driveways from Reston to Chevy Chase, but sometimes that’s not good enough for the powerful CEO or lobbyist who wants to, say, beat the shit out of Richard Cohen in person. This is why Post publisher Katharine Weymouth is now hosting intimate sexy gatherings at her home, where for a small admission price (between $25,000 and $250,000), the lonely business leader can dine with WaPo editors and journalists, get a loving hummer from Krauthammer or Kristol or (imagine!) both of them. MORE »

It’s time for another edition of “Stuff not quite filthy enough for a whole post, because you basically need to rape a baby live on C-SPAN to get a whole post this month.”

And we’ve got a Logo Winner, as you can see by the Logo. Thanks to Dan Milberg for the world’s angriest baby — you’d be angry if you were raped on C-SPAN, too!

Lots of congressional crime and even some hot abuse of the handicapped, after the jump.

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While we’ve been implying, insinuating and plain old accusing — and even encouraging readers to call their senators — turns out the whole S. 2590 porky mystery was solved two weeks ago.

Tom Coburn, one of the few living “fiscal conservatives” and the guy who introduced the bill along with Dem glamour boy Barack Obama, just flat out told an audience back home in Oklahoma that pork-slobberin’ Alaskan Ted “Series of Tubes” Stevens had put the hold on the government-transparency bill.

Read Coburn’s actual words, along with myriad other words, after the jump.

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Emboldened by his special holiday with “Labour” dude Tony Blair, News Corp. global superhero Rupert Murdoch is now flaunting his love for “liberal” Bill Clinton.

That’s what we’re supposed to gather from this little deal (link currently Drudged) in Murdoch’s greatest newspaper, The Sun.

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