Tag: slaves

New Lincoln Penny Honors Republican Homosexuals

Now that American Capitalism has completely failed and the U.S. currency is even more worthless, the folks at the U.S. Mint are having some fun by releasing this new Lincoln Penny, which reminds us that all Republicans are terrible...

Don Young Demands Congress Protect Sale Of Servant Monkeys

Alaskan Congressman Don Young, whose wife is a leading advocate of Capitol Hill's chattel slavery economy, has a new pet project: the interstate slave monkey trafficking business. Now many of you are French and liberal and probably assume this...

Mississippi Wingnut Congressman Retiring To Spend More Time With His Family, Get Divorce From Wife

Charles "Chip" Pickering is the only Mississippi Republican left in the House. He is the ultra-conservative son of famous racist/civil rights champion and retired federal judge Charles Pickering. Chip announced in August that he was quitting Congress so he...