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Posts Tagged ‘slavery’

White Southern Gals Realize Bush Is Blue-Bellied Yankee

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

Southern Republican women and their negroWhen Condi Rice favorably compared the disastrous U.S. occupation of Iraq to the American Civil War and somehow extrapolated that Abraham Lincoln also blew up 50,000 Iraqis, we just assumed it was the usual nonsense from the crazy lady.

But a weird new study proves Rice is actually half-right about something for a change.

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Washington ‘Times’ Decries, Locates Local Houses of Ill-Repute

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

whiteslaves.jpgHuman trafficking — a serious, tragic crime that is only mostly made up. And the Washington Times is on the case, highlighting, in an editorial today, the toll this plague has taken here in our fair city. And giving some helpful hints! MORE »


Folks, Meet Your New Catchphrase

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

My-Little-pony.jpgYou know, generally, it’s not worth our time to go after all the insane, barely literate halfwits who write editorials and columns for our nation’s less prestigious papers. ‘Cause, really, it’s shooting fish in a barrel. It’s like sending Robert Christgau to review karaoke night at the Reef. Sure, it’s bad, but who cares — these people are amateurs. But every now and then, one of these lunatics comes up with a column so brilliant, so perfect, so unbalanced, that we must emerge from our decadent coastal enclave and enter the great uncharted middle of the country to bring back to our godless readers the Word. This is one of those columns: MORE »