Poor Ben Carson with the broken brain.
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.
The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.
We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.
Rep. Franks wishes we could all be good students of history like he is.
Sit down and watch all of this now.
Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards
Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.
Smear Merchants is our new Wonkette house band name, we are calling it now.
Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.
Allen West is here to police your holiday greeting habits.
Washington National Cathedral will remove the Confederate battle flag from two stained glass windows donated by the United Daughters of the Confederacy. It's about time they got off their glass.
Also Heidi says the Ted Cruz campaign is just like the fight to end slavery, and now we are REALLY worried about her.