Tag: slavery

New Orleans Mayor Dick-Slaps Confederate Losers, With Awesome Words That You Will Like!

The last Confederate monument has come down, and Mayor Mitch Landrieu HAD SOME WORDS 'BOUT THAT.

Libertarian Jerk Lady Megan McArdle Stumps Herself With Seventh Grade Civics Lesson On Slavery

Trump's original tweet was bad enough. But look what it unleashed!

Donald Trump’s Drunk History: Slaver Andrew Jackson Stops Civil War!

'There's no reason for this.' How true this is.

What Brave New Facts Are Falling From Ben Carson’s Broken Brain Into His Mouthhole?

Poor Ben Carson with the broken brain.

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Mein Kleines Pony: Freundschaft Macht Frei

Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW!

Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.

Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump’s New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him

The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.

Trump-Loving White Dude Calls Black Guy ‘N*gger’ For Four Solid Minutes. Time To Vote!

We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.

Rep. Trent Franks Claims ‘The Left’ Started The Civil War Because They Loved Slavery So Much

Rep. Franks wishes we could all be good students of history like he is.

What Are Fox News Patriots Saying About Terrible, Horrible America-Hater Colin Kaepernick?

Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
I have heard the derpmaids singing, each to each

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
He seems nice

Minnesota GOP Congressional Nominee Has Fun, Creative Views On Women, Slavery, Everything

Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.

Bill O’Reilly Sad We ‘Smear Merchants’ Tried To Assassinate Him For His Weird Slavery Comments

Smear Merchants is our new Wonkette house band name, we are calling it now.
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Bill O’Reilly: Slaves Who Built White House Had It GREAT!

Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.