Tag: slate

Nick Confessore Doesn’t Understand Why Everybody Hates The New York Times. Let’s Help Him Out!

Is our New York Times EVER GOING TO LEARN?

Fox News Decided To Spare America From Thinking Of Donald Trump Boning Porn Star Before Election

Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary.

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.

Is The New York Times Actually … SORRY … For Being Bad At Journalism?

In an incredible deep dive into Russian hacking of the 2016 election, the Times sort of seems to acknowledge the media's role in elevating Putin's puppet to the presidency.

Donald Trump Tweets Something So Awful And Grotesque, You Absolutely MUST CLICK THIS NOW

Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!
Been a while. We missed this one.

Hillary Clinton Says True Thing About Trump Supporters, Everybody Horrified Or Something

If you are butthurt about Hillary calling Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables,' you're probably one of the folks she was talking about!

Badass Hillary Clinton Ad Just Saying Donald Trump And The KKK Are Madly In Love, Is All

Hillary also teaching America about the pathetic 'alt-right' movement. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, idiots!

Fox News Jizz-Brains Wish Facebook Was More Fair And Balanced, Like Fox News

Hey look, a fake Republican scandal, because it is a day!
Wouldn't THAT be an interview?

Here’s What Stephen Colbert Would Tell Studs Terkel If He Could

From Slate, a pretty cool new feature that we're going to try to keep up with: They've taken the simple idea of Studs Terkel's outstanding oral history book Working: People Talk About What They Do All Day and How...

ICYMI: Adults Can Read Whatever The Hell We Want

Were you "busy" (being stupid) yesterday? Did you not have time to look at every single thing we did on Happy Nice Time People, you FUCKING MONSTERS? Well, don't worry, we've got your back. Here are the most important...

Slate Widget Claims Anthony Weiner Killed Andrew Breitbart

So we thought we'd pretty much exhausted the available fun from Slate's amusing little "make up a Carlos Danger name for yourself" toy, which is good for literally minutes of hilarity. And then in the Sekrit Chatcave, Editrix Rolando...

Former CEO of Merrill Lynch Has Some Very Pressing Questions About His Executive Pay

It’s 2008, and some of the Brightest Minds in the nation have gathered at our nation’s capital order to prevent global economic collapse. The bankers arrive, and they immediately begin asking what they can do to help the country’s...

Charlotte Day Two Maybe: Dave Weigel Is A Crazy Bitch

Sorry we did not blog at you yesterday; we left Jim here in charge at the house (la Casita de Wonkadonk) and went into the Charlotte wilds in search of our badges (WE NEED STINKING BADGES), and then we...