The sophisticated nation-state of Indiana celebrates “Dyngus Day” today, in which men throw buckets of water on women who capture their fancy. This is some sort of nutty Polish holiday. Naturally, Bill Clinton has journeyed to Indiana to better observe this sacred event. [First Read]

Citizens, do you think that important legislative things happen in the capital of your state, for example the passing of laws? You are right, sort of! Sometimes laws do get passed, but it’s only because our elected representatives need something to do in the 30-45 minutes of the day they aren’t chasing skirts and fondling ripe man-flesh. After the jump, an up-to-the-minute thumbnail history of all the foul misdeeds and sexy hijinks our state leaders engage in when they’re supposed to be reading that bill about the toll roads. MORE »