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Yes, It Has Come To This: White House Releases Long-Form Photo Of Obama Firing A Gun

After a bunch of Skeet Truthers totally didn’t believe that Obama goes skeet-shooting at Camp David (because of how he is gay), the White House actually released a photo on Saturday of Obama firing a rifle. Yes, they really did that. It even has an official credit and everything: “President Barack Obama shoots clay targets on the range at Camp David, Md., Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)” Of course, Republicans won’t truly accept Obama as a real leader, like Dick Cheney, until he shoots an old man in the face. But wait, there is more, as the Ghost of Andrew Breitbart and Drudge are informing us. Do you know the White House does not want you to photoshop this picture? (“News.”) Read more on Yes, It Has Come To This: White House Releases Long-Form Photo Of Obama Firing A Gun…
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Alleged Skeet Murderer Barack Obama Afraid Of Guns (Because He Is Gay)

So, we were typing up a story about Barry Obama, Skeet Master, but then the new kid came along and just cold sent the Editrix a finished story about the very same thing, but no hard feelings new kid, because, hey, we’re all on the same team, and you had yours finished first. Also, we know where you park your car. But anyway, one of the sources we were looking at was this nifty Atlantic piece about the Skeet Truthers and their underlying assumption about Barack Obama: Of course the Preznit doesn’t shoot skeet, because he is a sissy liberal, and ergo, he is pants-pissingly afraid of guns. And oh, what a lovely link that RedState story turned out to be. Prepare yourself for some high-octane Crazy, boys and girls, as we look at the musings of one “John Liberty,” who may have been aiming for a blogonym that suggested “patriot superhero,” but ended up sounding like an evil Lectroid from Buckaroo Banzai. Read more on Alleged Skeet Murderer Barack Obama Afraid Of Guns (Because He Is Gay)…