It’s the future in Hong Kong already, which means that all the details about Palin’s mega-secret speech to some investment company have arrived! Oh but first of all, Mazel Tov to Meg Stapleton, who will not be needing to feed some terrible lie into Google Translator only to at first frantically discover that there is no “English-to-Asian” option and later have to explain in Korean or Tagalog to the Hong Konger investors that Sarah “would house speech Vanity Fair mom wink values.” MORE »