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Mad Scientists Need Pentagon Permission!

Friday, December 1st, 2006

'Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?' - WonketteThe Navy’s crazed researchers can only perform “severe or unusual intrusions” on human brains and bodies with approval of the undersecretary of the Navy, according to a new Pentagon memo — and that covers the usual “consciousness-altering drugs or mind-control techniques,” too. MORE »