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Major Sinbadgate Player Sheryl Crow Endorses Obama

Just like Sinbad, former Bosnia sniper envoy and popular musical artist Sheryl Crow has stabbed Hillary in the back. She has endorsed Barack Obama on her blog, writing, “I believe, like Barack Obama, that we can change our future, but not by repeating our history. It’s my belief that the idea that Barack Obama cannot do the job because of his lack of experience is an empty argument for we have put our faith in experienced Washington insiders who have lied and cheated and look where that has gotten us.” Indeed, it is time for old Washington insider candidates like Texas’ George W. Bush to go away. [Sheryl Crow] Read more on Major Sinbadgate Player Sheryl Crow Endorses Obama…
 

American Hero Sinbad Doesn’t Pay Taxes?

The greatest American hero since forever, Sinbad, is actually a traitor to his country because he does not pay for it. If you’ll recall, he was the leading provocateur in “Sinbadgate” (named after Sheryl Crow, an important participant), the whistle-blowing scandal about Hillary’s Clinton’s fake trip to Bosnia. But now the funniest comedian of some decade is one of the most high profile tax delinquents in the United States, according to the I.R.S. Similarly heroic politico Dick Morris is also a tax delinquent, but he’s also not a human. Read more on American Hero Sinbad Doesn’t Pay Taxes?…
 

Hillary Makes Very Mean April Fool’s ‘Joke’ About Obama’s Bowling

American comedian Hillary Clinton made a very funny joke today with the press, since it is April Fool’s joke day. This is what life’s like for Sinbad every day, except when he’s ruining Hillary Clinton’s candidacy. Hillary decided to tackle Obama’s gay bowling skills and challenged him to a match (she would spot him two frames) to decide the nomination. Wokka wokka. Read more on Hillary Makes Very Mean April Fool’s ‘Joke’ About Obama’s Bowling…
 

The Only Way To Escape Barack & Hillary

The U.S. Government should take its steroids-investigating funds and purchase one of these for every member of the media (the entire U.S. population). We can hide in them until the evening of April 22, cover the Pennsylvania primary results, and then return to hiding until Sinbad defeats the terrorists in Bosnia, again. [QSleeper] Read more on The Only Way To Escape Barack & Hillary…
 

Shocking Bosnia Video Proves Hillary Told The Truth!

This thrilling Hillary-In-Bosnia video is apparently from the same people who make the “Obama Girl” videos, and now we love them because this is awesome. But we don’t see Sinbad anywhere, so it must be a fake. [YouTube] Read more on Shocking Bosnia Video Proves Hillary Told The Truth!…
 

Did Sinbad Save America From Nuclear Annihilation?

Funnyman “Sinbad” was once simply known as “America’s Entertainer,” but after his heroic unmasking of the monster Hillary Clinton’s “foreign policy experience” claims about dodging sniper fire in Bosnia, historians may well have another title for the beloved comic: The Funnyman Who Saved America. It was a story seared into the memories of all Americans: Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Crow, Chelsea Clinton and Sinbad went to Bosnia to bring peace this one time, probably during the 1990s. But only Sinbad had the courage to tell the real story: That these women really went to Bosnia to hatch a terrible lie that could’ve very well put the senile lunatic John McCain in the White House, which would’ve led to Total Nuclear Devastation. Read more on Did Sinbad Save America From Nuclear Annihilation?…
 

Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!

Ha ha, it turns out that Hillary Clinton even lies with her lying about her harrowing overseas adventures. First she says she once ran screaming through the streets of Tuzla smeared with the blood of Bosnian snipers as she singlehandedly brought peace to Northern Ireland; then she says she was the first president’s wife to visit a war zone since Eleanor Roosevelt. Wrong again, Pantsuit! That honor goes to Pat Nixon, who visited Vietnam with Sinbad way back in 1969. Read more on Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!…
 

More Funny ‘Hillary Does Bosnia’ Video

CBS is loving the hell out of this Bosnia story, the one where Hillary fabricated an entire event to make herself look like a Tuff Guy. Here’s the latest, most thorough report on the matter. If you still cannot understand the offensive nature of Hillary’s actions, check out Liberal Blog X, and it will angrily explain why this offends you. [YouTube] Read more on More Funny ‘Hillary Does Bosnia’ Video…
 

Hillary’s Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years

Hillary went on Pittsburgh radio station KDKA today to talk more about that time snipers were shooting at her in Bosnia — you know, the thing that never happened. Yesterday she claimed that she “misspoke” when she said “I remember, particularly, a trip to Bosnia, where the welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire,” as a qualification to be president of the United States. In today’s interview she asks for a little slack, because it’s the first time she’s misspoken in 12 years: Read more on Hillary’s Bosnia Story Her First Lie In 12 Years…
 

Clinton Campaign Claims Hillary “Misspoke” With Blatant, Hilarious Bosnia Lie

Here’s the best video ever, again, that contrasts Hillary’s account of being shot at by snipers in Bosnia with what really happened — she greeted children while Sinbad and Sheryl Crow boogied in the background. Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson responded to the objective lie today with the closest Clinton admission to guilt in History: “It is possible” that she “misspoke.” If you think like Ken Starr, that is! Read more on Clinton Campaign Claims Hillary “Misspoke” With Blatant, Hilarious Bosnia Lie…
 

Sinbad Has Officially Ruined Hillary Clinton

It is truly remarkable that the most effective dismisser of a Hillary Clinton lie this campaign season has been Sinbad, the comedian who can most generously be described as “the poor man’s Arsenio Hall.” Sinbad — with his role in challenging Clinton about the nature of a 1996 joint trip to Bosnia — has courageously realized that if he can’t be funny himself, he can make Hillary Clinton the funniest person in the world. Hillary said just this week about the trip, “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” Now watch this delightful piece of YouTube that is making the rounds. Maybe… maybe that little girl on the tarmac was packing heat! Throw her under the bus! [via Washington Post] Read more on Sinbad Has Officially Ruined Hillary Clinton…
 

Monster Hillary Attacks America’s Entertainer, Sinbad

Now she’s getting nasty: Hillary is lashing out against America’s Funnyman, “Sinbad,” which is basically political suicide. Do you know how many presidents were elected after criticizing Sinbad? Zero, that’s how many. Read more on Monster Hillary Attacks America’s Entertainer, Sinbad…
 

Sinbad RIPS Hillary About Bosnia Trip!

So this one time Hillary Clinton said she went to Bosnia and was almost murdered by snipers in the terrible war zone, and the only people there to protect her were her daughter and Sheryl Crow and a comedian named Sinbad who has spent the last forty years doing standup at large corporate events. But now Sinbad is STRIKING BACK against Hillary Clinton’s horrible lies and exaggerations, and he is doing it for our country (Barack Obama). Read more on Sinbad RIPS Hillary About Bosnia Trip!…
 

Clinton ‘Managed Crisis’ With Sinbad, Sheryl Crow

The story about Hillary Clinton’s harrowing 1996 trip to Bosnia with esteemed international dignitaries Chelsea Clinton, Sinbad and Sheryl Crow pops up occasionally in the news. To the untrained reader, that trip might seem like the sort of diplomacy-lite errand that First Ladies occasionally run for their husbands. But for Hillary Clinton, that experience makes her tested and ready to serve on Day One. And now another Obama advisor is cheating by bringing up this visit, again, with the press. Read more on Clinton ‘Managed Crisis’ With Sinbad, Sheryl Crow…