• ‘THE PRESIDENT IS A NAGGER.’ Hmm what could possibly go wrong with that statement , on an outdoor sign with easily changeable letters, in Kentucky? [WLWT-TV]

Oddly enough, this is how we conclude grace around the Wonkette “dinner table” (i.e. oil drum full of burning trash). Thanks to operative Jack for sending along this lovely photo from yesterday’s festivities, where Oprah Winfrey was appointed Permanent Empress of Earth.

Local Wonkette operative “Charlotte” (who is “home sick from work” today, so wish her a speedy recovery/death!) sends us this photo of her sink in Washington. It now only pours monster blood. This is something Jesus predicted would happen, in the Bible, and since Washington is a leading indicator of all “Apocalyptic happenings,” our advice remains the same: BUY CANNED GOODS. (And bottled water; that is so fucking disgusting good god.)

Thanks to Wonkette Operative Fan Frickingtastic for passing along this photo. We predict a landslide win by the candidate called “Adventure Travel Inc”, because he or she has the sign that makes the most sense.

Wonkette tipster Matt Spiegler spotted this at a polling station in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, where a bake sale was also being held. Never before has a bake sale sign so trenchantly captured the struggle at the core of our “national conversation.” MORE »

Wonkette operative Christine Longiaru (via Jessica Keltz) found this charming rural decoration while “traveling for work” in upstate New York. The most awesome thing about this anti-Hillary agricultural-simulacra tableau is that the guy finished it, stepped back, gave it a proud once-over, and went back into the house completely satisfied with his work.

This is a thousand times worse than whatever happened in Kenya that was so terrible! Look at these people, wearing their snow gear, walking carefully through the frozen muck, and then brutally removing the honest, maverick signs only to jam heartless corporate wrong-Jesus signs into the same ice holes. This won’t stand!

Bad Sign For Romney [Political Machine]

Hey, Redstate, check out what we found. Any, hmm, striking similarities?

Faithful reader Sean spotted this intrepid protester outside the McPherson Square metro this morning. The lady is quite upset about the administration’s plans to re-hang Saddam “Suddan” Hussein — plans she presumably read about in The Onion.

U.S. To Re-Hang Saddam Hussein [The Onion]

This is a picture of Senator Lindsey Graham holding a sign that says “OBAMA OSAMA AND CHELSEA’S MOMA SAI CUT Y RUN !!!” and no, we don’t know what he has against modern art. [TMZ]

Makes sense to us:
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