signs

LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE STILL NEED NOT APPLY 10:00 am January 7, 2013

Seemingly Racist Delaware Park Signs Merely Really Stupid, Not Apartheid For Your Spanishes

So here’s a thing that’s been going around the intarwebs for a few days: Signs at two school playgrounds in Milford, Delaware, have totally different meanings in Spanish and English. The English version is the usual legal ass-covering warning telling parents that they need to supervise their children. The Spanish, version, however, translates to “You [...]

AMERICA IS NOT MORE OF A STILL CAMERA GIRL 2:21 pm August 9, 2010

‘Worst Governor Ever’ Sign Ruins Sarah Palin’s Teevee Show, Results In Weird YouTube Coversation

by Jack Stuef

Sarah Palin’s Discovery Channel show was filming in Homer, Alaska, and decided it needed a lot of security to keep the mama grizzly bear safe. But this couldn’t stop some woman who dislikes Sarah Palin from putting up a “WORST GOVERNOR EVER” sign. Palin confronted the woman, and like all conversations between politicians and angry [...]

OH MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? 3:27 pm April 14, 2010

A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery

by Ken Layne

HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he’s just proud of wriggling around in Mitt’s magic underwear, but it’s safe to say that his Tea Party Shirt has the best spelling and grammar and font of any Teabagger shirt, sign or words scrawled on Sarah Palin’s palm.

THE RAPIST FINDER 3:05 pm August 5, 2009

by Ken Layne

‘THE PRESIDENT IS A NAGGER.’ Hmm what could possibly go wrong with that statement , on an outdoor sign with easily changeable letters, in Kentucky? [WLWT-TV]

INFORMATIVE BANNERS 10:34 am January 21, 2009

Oprah Winfrey Is Your New Godhead

by Sara K. Smith

Oddly enough, this is how we conclude grace around the Wonkette “dinner table” (i.e. oil drum full of burning trash). Thanks to operative Jack for sending along this lovely photo from yesterday’s festivities, where Oprah Winfrey was appointed Permanent Empress of Earth.

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