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A man gave us money to watch The Sarah Palin Channel. That man was Fartknocker. In a recent Ask Me Anything, Sarah Palin started...

Unless you play fantasy football, you've probably never heard of Cleveland Browns wide receiver Andrew Hawkins, but the public relations geniuses at the Cleveland...

Lovable cuddly soft-spoken goofball Gov. Chris Christie (R-Joisey) appeared on the "Today Show" to vow that he will never give up, never surrender, when...

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is so mad, you guys. Right, right, he's always mad. But listen, some lady doctor from the Clinton White...

Bloated GOP gambling addict William Bennett makes his millions in many ways, such as his storied tenure on the board of some sketchy "online...

Jabbering moron Joe Biden was trying to save America by turning off a $125 website for endangered species, but somehow everybody still thinks Joe...

Jabbering imbecile Sarah Palin and her rented tour bus continue to bring laughs to America. Here's how she described Paul Revere's famous 1775 secret...

American Taliban/Miss USA Rima Fakih was just another gal who did stripper-pole dances at local bars until she was chosen as the new Queen...

EMAILS WE DELETED IMMEDIATELY: "Good afternoon, In a story exclusive to National Journal, Jim Barnes reports that former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is weighing...

Michael Steele! It has been a full forty-five minutes since he has last tempted John Boehner to actually murder him. Things are quiet... too...

Alaskan teen Levi Johnston is famous for banging one of Sarah Palin's daughters in Sarah Palin's house in a special fuck room Sarah Palin...

You know who used to be American, when he killed fucking foreigners in "World War II or Korea or one of these places," while...

NEIL YOUNG WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON THIS FINANCIAL NEWS: So he made a super-shitty song/video about, uh, Wall Street fat cats or whatever....

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