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  Towel Snapping Details To Follow

ESPN Has Serious Questions About Who Showers With Michael Sam (Who Is GAY)

George Bellows, 'The Shower Bath,' 1917
F’ball Season is almost upon us again, and so ESPN’s SportCenter sent reporter Josina Anderson to the Rams training camp — which unaccountably is not in Los Angeles! — to get the skinny on how Michael Sam (who is GAY) is adjusting to the pro game after college and how he’s getting along with his new teammates. Naturally enough, she spent¬†virtually all of the report detailing his showering practice, because for Christ’s sake, we wouldn’t be doing a f’ball training camp story otherwise.* Read more on ESPN Has Serious Questions About Who Showers With Michael Sam (Who Is GAY)…
  he who reported the smell dealt it

Washington Free Beacon Super Squicked Out By Stinky Girls

This morning, Obama campaign spokeswoman Jen Psaki was on MSNBC (obviously, what with all the socialisms). Remarking how busy the campaign was, she said that she’d just gotten off the campaign and been able to shower for the first time in two days. …Wait for it…wait for it… The Washington Free Beacon decided to go hard on this lady’s vagina-filth and make a thing out of it. (Clip below the fold.) Read more on Washington Free Beacon Super Squicked Out By Stinky Girls…