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The Senate Judiciary Committee has sent subpoenas to the Bush Administration and the Cheney Branch, a move experts believe will lead Dick Cheney to dissolve the Senate for “inefficiency.” MORE »

Now it’s starting to get good. To hell with this FiringOfUSAttorneysGate — sure, if it hangs Gonzo it’s useful, if ever so boring. But with the official House oversight committee’s subpoena of Condi Rice specifically over the faked pre-invasion “intelligence” on Saddam’s mythical WMDs, we are quickly turning in the direction of actual war trials. MORE »

You know, we’ll believe this country’s sliding dangerously towards tyranny once this government can put on a proper Show Trial. What is this Moussaoui shit? Transporation Security Administration lawyer Carla Martin, seen here in a desperate last-ditch attempt to confuse the jury by dressing up at the judge, went around bugging the Justice Department attorneys and coaching witnesses until she had demonstrated rather conclusively that even if Moussaoui had mailed in a notarized letter to the TSA in early September, 2001, letting them know that a bunch of guys were going to run airplanes into buildings next Tuesday, please see attached pictures and Orbitz itineraries, the government still would’ve found a way to fuck it up. MORE »