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  making a note here: huge success!

Donald Trump Kills Jimmy Carter

Donald Trump, always good for a laugh, arrived at CPAC today ready to be as impressive as ever. Consider this on-the-spot report from Huffpo’s Sam Stein: Trump just rolled in w/ about 12 security guards. “Any thoughts on Ukraine?” I asked. “I am,” he said. “What?” I asked. He walked on The man is like a haiku. Maybe he was just taking John McCain literally about that “We are all Ukraine” stuff. I am Ukraine: and so can you. And then things got weirder when Trump took the stage and killed Jimmy Carter dead. Read more on Donald Trump Kills Jimmy Carter…
  the secret of my excess

Donald Trump Shares His Money Secret: You Gotta Be SMRT!

Short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump excreted this little wisdom-nugget out onto the twittosphere this morning, sweeping away the old Horatio Alger myth and giving hope to millions who figure that they’re easily as smart as Donald Trump. Smartass nitpickers might point out that “supercede” is a transitive verb, and needs an object here, but they are actually big dummies who will never be rich. Cynics might also point out that being a piss-stupid sociopath with good connections will usually get you a lot farther than brains. Read more on Donald Trump Shares His Money Secret: You Gotta Be SMRT!…
  creature features

Wind Farms, Wetlands, And All The Tentacle Porn Your Weekly Sci-Blog Can Hold

Art for Art's Sake
Salutations, Sapients! Once again, through the miracle of careless scheduling we’re able to slip yet another strange and unsettling Sci-Blog in under the Editorial Radar. Eventually the Administration will realize the extent that this is Legitimate Sci-Bloggery and Shut the Whole Thing Down. Until then Enjoy, all of you Wonknerds! Ignore that disturbing image to your left for a bit and take a  look at this lovely panorama. What is it that you see? Your Nightmare Lawn? Acres of muck, bubbling with sulfur dioxide? An intractable flooded wilderness filled with bloodthirsty, disease ridden insects? An excellent place to leave the relatives? All true, but Salt Marshes are so much more than that. Read more on Wind Farms, Wetlands, And All The Tentacle Porn Your Weekly Sci-Blog Can Hold…
  Civility Update II

Donald Trump Yells At Rich Lady Arianna Huffington And Tells GOP To Get Mean

Pus-filled gluteal boil Donald Trump took to the Twittertubes today to comment on the comeliness of sweatshop-celebriporn-blog overseer Arianna Huffington. We thought he liked women with accents? After the whole entire Internet said, “Eew, Donald, SO RUDE!” Trump followed up with a promise of more drama to come: “Don’t think my statement on @ariannahuff was harsh, if you knew her and the phony Huffington Post you would understand— more to follow.” Yes, Donald. If only we saw the world through your eyes we would understand. At least until someone mercifully went all Earl of Gloucester on us. Read more on Donald Trump Yells At Rich Lady Arianna Huffington And Tells GOP To Get Mean…