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Oh my gosh, you forgot to buy the things! No worries, you can still buy the things. Will they get to you in time...

Today is the day Rand Paul has been waiting for, when Rand Paul announced that Rand Paul will officially lose the 2016 election! And wouldn't...

OK, ladies, you'd better be ready, because here comes the 743rd Republican effort to convince you that there's no "war on women" -- instead,...

NYPD officers and Barney's Department Store did their best to encourage hard work among urban youth this week when the store accused a black...

Wonkers, please to have your Official Reminder that if you want romantic panties (with teeth!) for your damsel for Valentine's Day, you must order...

Hey lazy. Whatcha doin'? Bein' lazy? Forgetting to buy shit for all the people you love? Well you are in luck, because the post...

You will have to go elsewhere for your creepy Elmo dolls (in fact, you probably want to just click that Amazon box in the...

Oh, the radio! Fox News doesn't let Sean Hannity speak lies to the powerless to quite the degree that he would like to, so,...

The end of the year (world?) can be a good time to reflect on all of the happy times of the last 12 months,...

Pepper spray was a-spraying, knives were a-stabbing, guns were a-shooting, muggers were a-mugging, punchers were a-punching -- it was a "Black Friday" celebration that...

Our FLOTUS is very fortunate, because there is no Wall Street Insanity, in her world. Michelle Obama lives a much calmer existence, in...

Did you hear about liberal hate site "Groupon" sponsoring the racist Donald Trump's racism? Groupon, you're fired! What's next? How about those liberals at...

Devious Lady GaGa CD-RW terrorist Bradley Manning was charged yesterday with "aiding the enemy," which is punishable by death. (Hillary Clinton will sit on...

The world’s largest retailer for the world's largest customers, Wal-Mart, has decided to open four stores in the Nation’s Capital. For one (usually good)...

Fashionable American daughters of the revolution, do you covet accessories that will please God and the Invisible Hand? Are your crucifix pendants and American...

Mother's Day is Sunday, May 9 -- that's so soon! For all you procrastinators who haven't yet decided what to get the beloved babymakers...

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