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Most modern-day interns spend a lot of time listening to hip-hop music on their iPods and refusing to perform any tasks that require actual intellectual or (gasp!) physical effort. How startling, then, that during Saturday’s awful massacre in Tuscon, one of these entitled Mileybots conclusively proved himself to be the Awesomest Intern In The History [...]
Tonight’s weird new details: The alleged shooter walked through the crowd and directly to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. “He ran through the crowd and when he got to [Giffords] he just started shooting,” Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik said. ABC News reports on the mystery “white man in his 50s” who may have delivered the lunatic [...]
Considering Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse, one would think he would want to reflect back on his life and try to right any wrongs. Except this is Dick Cheney we’re talking about, a man who has never done anything wrong. It turns out Harry Whittington is a very genial, spry old man who [...]
