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Posts Tagged ‘shoes’

SEXUAL DEVIANTS

Shoe Pervert Rick Perry Collects Hot Pixxx Of Your Footwear On The Internet

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

He also enjoys molesting penguins. In shoes.Rick Perry, the most foul hair-monster of a governor since Rod Blagojevich, has amassed a small collection of sexy shoe-fetish photographs on his Flickr site. The name of the collection? “Kicks for Rick,” of course, showcasing exactly how Rick gets his kicks. Next fall, will Texans want to re-elect, for the billionth time, a known shoe molester? [NBC Dallas-Fort Worth]


BABY NEEDS SHOES

Did Barack Obama Get His Shoes Fixed?

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Piano rolled blues, danced holes in my shoes.
Remember when poor street hustler Barack Obama had big old holes in the soles of his Florsheim salesman shoes? Here’s a new arty sex photo by White House pornographer Pete Souza, and the shoe soles maybe have holes, still? Or are the shoes just blurry to fuck with your minds? Or, is America finally officially bankrupt, a terrible The Road hellscape where even the rich young president staggers through life with hobo shoes? (Also, note how he is on the phone with Benjamin Netanyahu, and making the “Bibi’s got a little bitty dick” hand signal.”) [White House Flickr]


EVERY POST TODAY WILL MENTION SHOES

A Children’s Treasury Of Shoe-Throwing Games

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

You will shrink before the mighty shoe-throwerBefore the dawn of the Internet, people used to waste time the old-fashioned way: by playing solitaire on their shitty Windows 3.1 machines. Then Doom and Quake and The Sims and Spore came along, and time-wasting evolved into a very sophisticated and complicated activity that required thousands of dollars of expensive electronics to perform correctly. Thanks to the dude who threw a shoe at George W. Bush, the Internet has seen a flowering of incredibly simple and mindless games that would have been amazing and cutting-edge in 1996. MORE »


ANNALS OF JUSTICE

Shoe-Hurling Iraqi Hero’s Show Trial Set For December 31

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Be glad they weren't pumps!A very brave man once stood up in a press conference and took off his shoes one at a time and threw them at the President of America, who nimbly ducked because he still has the reflexes of a regular cocaine user. This shoe-throwing fellow was promptly taken to an Iraqi jail, where he was probably beaten, and now he will be tried for, let’s see, “aggression against a foreign head of state” on the very last day of the year. Translation: Muntadar al-Zaidi will be locked in a coffin of live rats and shipped to Dick Cheney’s basement at the Naval Observatory, where the Vice President will spend his New Year’s Eve skinning and stuffing the hapless Iraqi, who will become the latest addition to his growing collection of large mammal specimens. MORE »


CARTOON VIOLENCE

George Bush Vs. The Shoes

Friday, December 19th, 2008

By the Comics Curmudgeon
Hey, everybody, did you hear about what happened in Iraq this week? Obviously, I’m not talking about the carnage and the death, because the “surge” is “working” and the daily levels of terrible violence there have subsided to a point that is only a dozen times worse than anything any American civilian has ever experienced, instead of a million times worse. No, I’m talking about that Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at our beloved lame duck president! MORE »


BUZZKILLS

Best Leftist Protest Idea Ever: Throw Shoes At Dana Milbank

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

The Code Pink liberals held their “throw shoes at Bush” reenactment yesterday, yay. A small but dedicated crowd went and threw shoes at a plaster Bush zombie. But then something far worse appeared, from the “neo-liberal” Washington Post newspaper: DANA MILBANK, with a cameraman, reporting on the fun for his next grating “local color” column. It’s hard to express how smug Dana Milbank is in this video, even by his standards. Don’t torture yourself! Just skip to the end when the Pinks start throwing shoes at Milbank instead, until he starts whining. [More protest videos at Nikolas Schiller's]


TRENDSETTERS

Shoe-Throwing Becomes Leftist Protest Du Jour

Monday, December 15th, 2008

So the members of lefty protest group Code Pink were watching the YouTube of the Iraqi journalist chucking his shoes at shifty George Bush and realized, “OMG, why didn’t we think of that first?” And voila, press release! A forthcoming event! MORE »


SOPHISTICATED PARLOR GAMES

Throw Shoes At Animated George W. Bush!

Monday, December 15th, 2008

YOU ARE A PIG, AND A DOG, AND A PIG-DOGYou people are very on top of things, aren’t you? You say, “Ha ha it would be funny to have a game like the EcoDriving USA game, only with throwing shoes at George W. Bush,” and voila, here it is! You win if you get to 10 points before you have a seizure. [blogslut]


SAVE GEORGE BUSH!

Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoes At George Bush Jr., Microphone Beats Up Dana Perino

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Nice dodge on the first shoe, President George! What the hell? And ha ha, Dana Perino got a black eye from a black microphone who later carved “I” — for Iraq! — into her butt cheek, because of Obama. [YouTube]


SOLE MAN

Meanwhile, Barack Obama Walks Holes In His Shoes, Then Re-Soles Them

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Piano roll blues, danced holes in my shoes, There weren't another other way to be ...Alaskan anger bear Sarah Palin is such a real pro-America American that her klan rally outfits cost $150,000 — to go with her $4,000 haircuts. And she didn’t even pay for this fortune of couture herself, as she depends on the government and the RNC for such corporate welfare. Barack Obama, on the other hand, is a salt-of-the-earth true human who humbly campaigns by foot across the real real America, in these shoes, which he wears down to nothing and then get resoled like a good hard-working Depression era young man with big dreams and humble means. [Callie Shell/Aurora via DailyKos]


FASHION

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Thursday, May 15th, 2008