Tag Archives: shoes

Janet Napolitano Has Seen The Promised Land And It Is Barefoot-Optional


Airport psychic Janet Napolitano was listening to the planes go by from the food court, staring into her magic crystal homeland security ball, when she heard a Voice from the Future! It said, “Keep your shoes on, America.”

Huffington Post Girl Reporter: Michele Bachmann Is A-OK, Except For Ugly Shoes

  women's section

Important AOL spam site “The Huffington Post” has a Fashion Reporter! She likes to report on girly things like fashion. But sometimes when you let ladies post things on the Internet without a professional man checking them first, the Fashion Reporter MOAR WORDS!