* Obama and Kos “structures” in Second Life now ready and waiting to be covered in shittingdicknipples. [techPresident]
* Conservatives love someone Jesus changed from gay more than people he made not gay in the first place. [The Liberal Avenger]
* “Big Book O’ Pork” is out and full of alien-finding telescopes and train tracks to the north pole. [The Mudville Gazette]
* Arlen Specter wants Alberto Gonzalez’s head — chopped up, with toothpicks in it, and served on a DoJ cocktail napkin. [My DD]
* Lieberman took twenty grand from the Swift Boat guy. What a fucking douche. [Hartford Courant]

Despite the tragic whining on John Edwards’ blog, it turns out the cyber-virtual computer-world “Second Life” maniacs who let loose a “feces-spewing obscenity” on the handsome candidate’s cyber-virtual computer-world “Second Life” pretend campaign headquarters are not lonely Republican cyber activists.

The hit on Edwards’ HQ had nothing to do with politics and everything to do with making the intolerable boredom of “Second Life” sort of funny. Webzine 10 Zen Monkeys reveals the gang behind the hit is notorious for pulling dadaist pranks on the nervous cyber-avatars who spend all their time buying virtual penises and having furry conventions and virtual orgies on pretend nude beaches.

Meet the Patriotic Nigras: e-terrorists at large, after the jump.

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