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Posts Tagged ‘shitholes’

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006

At 9:30 tonight, after roughly your 8th beer, the US will have been in Iraq longer than it was in WWII. This is because the Nazis were total pussies. [Ironing The Flag]
President Bush’s high school report card shows an eager, if unfocused young learner. [McSweeney's]
More fuel for the debate on whether life in Washington imitates The West Wing or whether The West Wing imitates life. [Blog DC]
Michael Fitzpatrick (R-PA) has a staffer crash a conference call to pepper his opponent with petty challenges - good thing John Kerry likes watching a campaign implode as much as the next guy. [Fact-esque]
Air America is still on the air in America, you just have to have America’s most powerful radio to hear it. [WFMU]
Fox News lets no paranoid conspiracy theory go unreported. [YouTube]
West Virginia: so shitty even penniless immigrants from the third world won’t live there. [MSNBC]

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

It doesn’t take much to run for city council in DC, but you do have to show up. [DCDL]
Home is where the heart is - unless the heart is in a shit hole that resembles Bushwick during the crack wars. [And I Am Not Lying, For Real]
Luckily the champagne room in White House sub-basement number 69 has just been completed. [Hey Pretty]
Linda Cropp decides the hiring of homeless people isn’t just for booze-crazed high school kids. [WTOP]