• NEED MORE INFO PLZ: Wonkette olfactory operative “Lim” wrote earlier this morning, “I now corroborated with multiple people that downtown DC today smells like dog-shit. Everywhere you go, everything just smells like shit. What the hell is going on?” Lanny Davis. Lanny Davis is what’s going on. We have no idea, Limmy. If you, the local Wonkette reader, also smell dog shit in Downtown DC, first check the soles of your shoes, and if they’re clear then try to locate the source for an exciting Wonkette “pooper scoop.” (Ugh.) Go!

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A retired professor sick of campaign mailings from her GOP congresswoman decided to send a message back: she brought some dog crap wrapped up in said mailings to the representative’s district office. MORE »

Above, someone forgets to edit the shit out of the Washington Examiner. MORE »

If history is any guide (and like reruns on TV, it may be all we’ve got to guide us into the unknown), the Wash Post is part of the problem of what the multi-talented (read: thankfully dead) entertainer Steve “Steverino” Allen decried as the vulgarization of language. MORE »

The Post reports: MORE »