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What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?

How We Got Even Dumber Watching TV ‘News’ On San Bernardino

Jesus, but this story was an effing mess. Watching the major networks (primarily Fox, MSNBC, and CNN, although at one point we flipped to CBSNews for about 20 minutes because we needed a power nap), yr Wonkette was subjected to so...
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Fox News: BREAKING! Black Man Shot By Police! Oh Wait, Never Mind

Journalism-ing is tough! You try to get it right, but sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you fuck up. Like you misspell the name of Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei (we did that the other day, doy!), or you report...

When Is Gawker Going To Get Out Of Shep Smith’s Pants? We Get It, He’s Gay

Hey Gawker! Hey! Hey! Gawker! Over here! Gawker! Can you maybe do five more investigative pieces on whether or not (haha, jk jk) Shep Smith, our favorite of all Fox News's catty bitches, is gay? You can? Can...

Shep Smith Steps On His Own Deck

In what has to be the Greatest Development in Teevee News since holographic Jessica Yellin asked Wolf Blitzer "What is thy bidding?" on election night 2008, here is Shepard Smith giving a tour of Fox's brand-new "News Deck," a...

Pat Robertson Educates About Murderous Intent Of Gays Like Shepard Smith

Oh, Pat Robertson. After giving us a confusing nice time about sex change operations, you had to go out and open your foul, putrid assface talkhole. We’re thankful to the folks at RightWingWatch for enlightening us about the wise...

Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now

Team Sarah knows that the only place truth can possibly exist is in their teevee box, when it's tuned to Fox News. But what happens when Fox News talks about Sarah Palin and it's not in the religiously masturbatory...

Fox News Decides It Needs More Context On This ‘Hanky Panky’

"SHEP SMITH: So, they’re saying basically, they’re in there — It sounds as if what they’re saying is, they’re looking for some ACORN hanky panky and they try to tap into Mary Landrieu’s telephone to get it. "VAUGHN: That could...

Shepard Smith About To Get Eated

Certain loser co-editors tell your editor that this Shepard Smith video is "a couple of days old," and apparently the entire nation watches the teevee at 3 p.m. on weekdays so yeah, OLD NEWS IS OLD, etc., but for...

Shep Smith ‘Goes Rogue’ Again, Loudly, Profanely, Heroically

Oh Fox News anchor Shepard Smith, this is so dreamy, the way you yell at the man who loves torturing people. You will probably be fired -- not for cursing, but for questioning the awesomeness of torture -- but...

Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian

Look, it's one of your newest pretend boyfriends, Shepard Smith of Fox News, being a Maverick and unloading on comedian Nick Di Paolo for suggesting that the Liberal media was responsible for Obama's victory. Shep you dirty traitor! More...

Shep, We Still Love You