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  Bill O'Reilly is doing field reporting now?

Fox News: BREAKING! Black Man Shot By Police! Oh Wait, Never Mind

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Journalism-ing is tough! You try to get it right, but sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you fuck up. Like you misspell the name of Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei (we did that the other day, doy!), or you report that you witnessed a black man getting shot by police in Baltimore, when what you actually witnessed was a black man NOT getting shot by the police! Fox News made this age-old mistake Monday, of seeing a man running and immediately breaking into a national newscast to report that the man had been gunned down by police, without first checking to see if the man had been gunned down at all. Oops! This is why we have editors, GUYS! Read more on Fox News: BREAKING! Black Man Shot By Police! Oh Wait, Never Mind…
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When Is Gawker Going To Get Out Of Shep Smith’s Pants? We Get It, He’s Gay

Hey Gawker! Hey! Hey! Gawker! Over here! Gawker! Can you maybe do five more investigative pieces on whether or not (haha, jk jk) Shep Smith, our favorite of all Fox News’s catty bitches, is gay? You can? Can you yell him at a party things like ARE YOU HERE BECAUSE YOU’RE ADMITTING YOU ARE GAY? Can you do that like 50 times maybe? Cool. Read more on When Is Gawker Going To Get Out Of Shep Smith’s Pants? We Get It, He’s Gay…
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Shep Smith Steps On His Own Deck

In what has to be the Greatest Development in Teevee News since holographic Jessica Yellin asked Wolf Blitzer “What is thy bidding?” on election night 2008, here is Shepard Smith giving a tour of Fox’s brand-new “News Deck,” a wowie-zowie news set just dripping with ludicrously gigantoid “55-inch touchscreen displays” where Fox’s “information specialists” will sift through all sorts of breaking social-media thingies to find the real truth about what other reporters are tweeting about the latest YouTube video of a screencap from Fox News, ensuring that You The Viewer will spend most of the newscast trying to see if anybody in the background is watching porn. Read more on Shep Smith Steps On His Own Deck…
  one ring to rule them all

Pat Robertson Educates About Murderous Intent Of Gays Like Shepard Smith

Oh, Pat Robertson. After giving us a confusing nice time about sex change operations, you had to go out and open your foul, putrid assface talkhole. We’re thankful to the folks at RightWingWatch for enlightening us about the wise words of St. Robertson of Dumbfuckville: Pat Robertson told co-host Terry Meeuwsen that gay men in cities like San Francisco attempt to spread HIV/AIDS to others by cutting them with a special ring when shaking hands. Apparently, Pat learned this while cruising for le buttsechs down in the Castro district after blowing fourteen camels and pedophiling some boy scouts, because gays only think about bestiality, pedophilia, buttsechs, and how to spread the Hivy, right?   Read more on Pat Robertson Educates About Murderous Intent Of Gays Like Shepard Smith…
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Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now

Team Sarah knows that the only place truth can possibly exist is in their teevee box, when it’s tuned to Fox News. But what happens when Fox News talks about Sarah Palin and it’s not in the religiously masturbatory way they do at Team Sarah? Is Fox News starting to HIDE the truth that Sarah Palin is your best friend and a national hero who speaks the word of God Himself? YES, Fox News has “gone RINO.” “Frankly I hate the Fair and Balanced pretense they pull ever day,” writes USMCOoorah. “If I want liberal sided opinion it’s everywhere, I don’t want Fox injecting it into my viewing pleasure. ruining my viewing pleasure.” Gross! Stop injecting that liberalism into his pleasure! He just wants slow motion video of a pregnant Sarah Palin 24/7. Read more on Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now…
  be careful shep!

Shepard Smith About To Get Eated

Certain loser co-editors tell your editor that this Shepard Smith video is “a couple of days old,” and apparently the entire nation watches the teevee at 3 p.m. on weekdays so yeah, OLD NEWS IS OLD, etc., but for maybe the last dozen dignified people in America who DON’T watch the fucking teevee all day, here is Shep calling the entire Fox News audience a bunch of stupid violent nitwits. Read more on Shepard Smith About To Get Eated…
  man of wisdom and man of compromise

Shep Smith ‘Goes Rogue’ Again, Loudly, Profanely, Heroically

Oh Fox News anchor Shepard Smith, this is so dreamy, the way you yell at the man who loves torturing people. You will probably be fired — not for cursing, but for questioning the awesomeness of torture — but hey, you made a great YouTube here today. No small chickens, that. One more question though: Why do you love the terrorists and hate America? [YouTube via Gawker] Read more on Shep Smith ‘Goes Rogue’ Again, Loudly, Profanely, Heroically…
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Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian

Look, it’s one of your newest pretend boyfriends, Shepard Smith of Fox News, being a Maverick and unloading on comedian Nick Di Paolo for suggesting that the Liberal media was responsible for Obama’s victory. Shep you dirty traitor! More importantly: what the hell is this? They are sitting at a beer pong table in the A/V closet along with some kind of old bagpiper and a house elf in a red sweater. There is an Xbox on the shelf behind Shep Smith. [Salon] Read more on Shep Smith Yells At Random Conservative Comedian…
 

Fox News: Maryland/DC Traffic Worst Since 9/11!

newVideoPlayer("smithtraffic_wonkette.flv", 463, 387,"");According to Shepard Smith, terrible ice-traffic problems exclusively targeted John McCain voters in Maryland on Tuesday night. Never has such horror been visited upon America since September 11, 2001. Thank god Shep was there to talk us through it all. [FOX News] Read more on Fox News: Maryland/DC Traffic Worst Since 9/11!…
 

Even When Your Cell Phone’s Off, the Feds Are Listening

Here’s a happy feature story from Shep: The FBI can listen to your conversations even if you’re not on the phone and your mobile is turned off. How? There are little GPS locater devices in all modern cell phones. You can supposedly disable them, but you really can’t. Read more on Even When Your Cell Phone’s Off, the Feds Are Listening…
 

That’s a Paddlin': Shepard Smith Reminisces

Here’s the secret reward Fox News viewers get for putting up with the loud, obnoxious babble all day: Shepard Smith loudly reenacting his apparently character-defining paddlin’ at the hands of the headmaster. Read more on That’s a Paddlin': Shepard Smith Reminisces…
 

Shep, We Still Love You

Shepard Smith lets loose on Evil Empire Dude Bill Kristol in this video: Sheppard Smith clashes with Kristol on the War: It’s “repulsive” that Bush won’t do anything till after the election in Iraq [Crooks & Liars] Read more on Shep, We Still Love You…
 

Remainders: Looking Good While You’re Kicking in Skulls

* Because what the New American Century really needs is some wife-beating nuke-dropping hard asses. Er, rather, more of them. [Crooks and Liars] * Café Milano and a red carpet do not a celebrity make. Still, it’s good to see the Fox heads acting like a family, it even looks like Shep and Laurie Dhue have the same botox practitioner. [Fox News] * When Duke Cunningham gets hookers, he only wants the best, and to be the best, ladies, you got to have these. The alarm feature is also good to distract the Federal agents who just busted into the room while you climb out the window. [Fleshbot] Read more on Remainders: Looking Good While You’re Kicking in Skulls…
 

Shepard Smith: No Tony Snow

While we’re waiting for the Tony Snow press conference to start, you can watch Snow’s former coworker Shepard Smith, despondent over being passed over for the White House gig, wandering, unloved and depressed, to the Hoover Dam, where, in a final humiliation, he… well, just watch: Read more on Shepard Smith: No Tony Snow…
 

Guessing Game Results: The Leaker and the Tweaker

In yesterday’s guessing game, we asked you for guesses on two blind items: Which administration official told Maureen Dowd that “Rummy does not hold the same sway in meetings anymore, that he Read more on Guessing Game Results: The Leaker and the Tweaker…
 

Cooper and Smith Get Dodgy

A reader alerts us to IMDB’s recapitulation of a Houston Voice item: “The gay-oriented Houston Voice has ‘outed’ CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Fox News Channel’s Shepard Smith.” We think the scare quotes are there because it’s not really “news.” Seriously: The evidence for Coop is that he once dodged a question about being gay. Well, sure, that, uhm, nails it. Read more on Cooper and Smith Get Dodgy…
 

America’s Closets Still Very Crowded

With only a bunch of boring nobodies who might as well be straight spilling their same-sex longings on National Coming Out Day last week, Washington Blade editor Kevin Naff is pointing his finger at a few celebrity candidates, including: Read more on America’s Closets Still Very Crowded…
 

Remember that Time Anderson Cooper Got Mad?

Salon has created a highlight reel of television news’s Incredible Reappearing Backbone, from Anderson Cooper bitchslapping Mary Landrieu to Tim Russert waving reports in Michael Chertoff’s face. We’re really glad someone did this, not just because it’s both heartening and hilarious but because we worry that in three months no one will remember it happened, especially not the journalists. Read more on Remember that Time Anderson Cooper Got Mad?…
 

When Fox News Attacks

Jack Shafer, now using meth instead of writing about it, files on how TV correspondents went from wet, whipped thrill seekers to Murrow-style advocates over the course of week. We noticed, too; such evolution happens when you’re reporting on a situation that you’re living. The government counted on that response when it embedded reporters in Afghanistan and Iraq. Not so sure anyone saw it coming this time. Sean Hannity sure didn’t. Last night, interviewing Geraldo Rivera and Shepard Smith in New Orleans from the comfort and safety of his studio, he responded to their descriptions of the still very desperate situation with a call for “perspective.” Replied Smith: “This is perspective!” Read more on When Fox News Attacks…
 

Katrina Koverage: Being Neighborly in New Orleans

Don’t you love how tragedy brings out the best in not just people, but in reporters, too? SHEPARD SMITH: You’re live on FOX News Channel, what are you doing? MAN: Walking my dogs. Read more on Katrina Koverage: Being Neighborly in New Orleans…